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    Secret techniques you WISHED were true

    My personal favorites:

    Iron Palm, just like in the movies.
    Golden Bell, not even bullets can hurt you baby !!
    Lizard style, wouldn't it be cool to climb up a wall, just for fun?
    Dim Mak ala Fist of the North Star, ah, to make someone's head explode :D

    Any others?

    #2
    handwheel-into-hook-heel-kick
    cartwheel? i dont know. you know.

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      #3
      eye lasers, like Superman

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        #4
        i want the pressure points in the hands to make a woman uncontrolably horny, ala remo williams.
        Locu5
        combat sports hobbyist

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          #5
          i like the kali (indian not phillipines) ripping out of the heart a la indian jones and temple of doom
          There is no cheating, there is only jiu-jitsu.

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            #6
            jedi mind trick

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              #7
              What about that pluck-the-beating-heart-out-of-the-chest-and-show-it-to-them-as-they-die move? That would be handy if Kimbo had you down and was punching your eye out.

              Edit: Oops, just saw cyrijl's related post
              It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo -- Mitch Hedberg

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                #8
                Re: Secret techniques you WISHED were true

                Originally posted by ronin69
                My personal favorites:

                Iron Palm, just like in the movies.
                Iron Palm is not a technique, it is an exercise program.

                You might be thinking of either the "sand palm", or the "100 steps palm"
                One Somali Pirate.

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                  #9
                  Genki Dama, cause having a giant blue ball that is hell bent on destroying you and coming at you would just make you look as stupid as this post.

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                    #10
                    Re: Re: Secret techniques you WISHED were true

                    Originally posted by Mr_Mantis
                    Iron Palm is not a technique, it is an exercise program.

                    You might be thinking of either the "sand palm", or the "100 steps palm"
                    I am talking about the one that leaves the palm print on BOTH sides of the body.

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                      #11
                      THOSE MOVES AREN'T TEH R34l?!?!
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                        #12
                        Talking to girls without getting laughed at...:confused:

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                          #13
                          Anime mega-jumps. As handy as lizard style kung fu, and it it cool to jump from three to three while throwing shuriken at each other.
                          That civilisation may not sink,
                          Its great battle lost,
                          Quiet the dog, tether the pony
                          To a distant post;
                          Our master Caesar is in the tent
                          Where the maps are spread,
                          His eyes fixed upon nothing,
                          A hand under his head.


                          - W.B. Yeats

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by indestructible
                            Talking to girls without getting laughed at...:confused:
                            You're asking for TOO much.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by ronin69
                              You're asking for TOO much.
                              But, but.... This power must exist somewhere.....

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