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    Looky at what I found

    Check out the awesome power of SCARS! http://www.scars.com/example.asp

    #2
    Do a fucking search on SCARS.
    MY NAME IS ANTAGONY I SUCK AT COMBAT SPORTS KTHX

    "blahblahblah, but I don't think I'm going to train tonight."
    "Fag."
    "Well if that were true, then I'd really REALLY want to come train!"

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      #3
      ok maybe its becuase my internet connecion wouldnt stream this seamlessly, but this is the funniest shit to see in slow motion evar. especially the one with the club, preview #2. the guy just misses with the swing completely, if it were at the opponents face, he would have thrown it into himself. And who really gets attacked while sitting at a table? Why does the club go flying out of they attackers hand in preview 3? These quite possible could be the gayest self defense tactics i've ever seen.

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        #4
        Preview 1: The old guy's sissy punches would have no effect on a real aggressor. The attacker's incredibly unrealistic 'attack' demonstrates the stupidity of those involved. And who the hell stays sitting down when attacked?

        Preview 2: Nobody would attack like that. Gently and slowly wafting the pipe in his face, waiting for it to be grabbed? Utter crap.

        Preview 3: Yeah, if I had a gun and were facing an unarmed opponent, I'd move in, grab hold of them and point the gun at their leg. I mean, you wouldn't stand back and point the gun at their head, would you? Again, totally wet defensive punching.

        Preview 4: This made me laugh a lot. He lunges stupidly and throws his weapon away as far as he can? Just like real life.

        I bet that old guy has a massive collection of guns to fight the foreign invaders with.
        Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
        Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .

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          #5
          Great, now I know what I need to do when some South American witch doctors come to try and steal my balls for their anti-impotency potions.

          Because you know, that could happen in the street. (Just like the M16 disarm KFS was kind enough to share with us). Brutal, non-sporting, and deadly. It doesn't get any more REAL then that . . .

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            #6
            ...and you get to be a Knight! Totally sweet!
            Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
            Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .

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              #7
              Yeah and everyone is after a nice steaming plate of knight balls. Better tuck them away or learn SCARS.

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                #8
                "Yeah and everyone is after a nice steaming plate of knight balls."

                LMAO
                "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
                YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

                "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

                "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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                  #9
                  We need WS to make an animated .gif of this. I am too lazy to learn how to use shitty windows tools. Make it something like -

                  "Are you afraid of having to face confrontation? Scared to leave the house? In fear of losing your balls? Then learn how to pretend you are a real badass while spouting theories all day over Internet. Lull yourself into a false sense of security through our unbelievably deadly and secret marketing system."

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                    #10
                    "And who really gets attacked while sitting at a table?"

                    I was a waitress at an all nite diner, and we called the 2 to 3am rush "The Gong Show". This was when the bars closed and all the drunks came in for coffee and breakfast before going home. One night a woman, incensed at a man at another table for God knows what reason, climbed over her seat, his table, and commenced to trying to bite his nose off. Another night, a guy stood up, walked over to another table, grabbed another guy by his shirt front, and started pounding him.

                    Yes, these SCARS videos are lame, but I felt I should mention the table attacks. ;)

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                      #11
                      I know it's been said before but this video AGAIN shows that you can pull off just about any technique, no matter how bonehead if:
                      1. You psychically know exactly what they are going to do in advance
                      2. You move 1/4 or more faster then they do.
                      3. They stay more or less immobile while you hit them

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                        #12
                        <sigh>

                        1) Who the heck is going to grab you like that from across a table? If I were going to Pearl Harbor someone in the old guy's position, I'd either come up and hit him from behind... or throw the table over on him.

                        2) What kind of lame-ass attack was that??? He wasn't using a bo staff. Geeze.

                        3) You've got a gun. Hello??? Why do you need to grab the guy? A gun is a RANGED weapon. How about showing a defense against someone using a gun AT RANGE?? Oh yeah. Because THERE ISN'T ONE.

                        4) Yeah. Way to telegraph and lunge in... moron.

                        Isn't SCARS supposed to be reality-based self defense?? If so, then why dont' they show their defenses against reality ATTACKS??

                        I want my 10 minutes back. Now, I'm going to be late for dinner. Bastards.

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                          #13
                          SCARS VS KI WARRIOR RIGHT NOW DAMMIT RIGHT NOW!

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                            #14
                            I had plenty of people try and grab me across the bar (I owned a bar in LA for years).

                            I've also seen many people grabbed across the table.


                            Originally posted by Rashomon
                            <sigh>

                            1) Who the heck is going to grab you like that from across a table? If I were going to Pearl Harbor someone in the old guy's position, I'd either come up and hit him from behind... or throw the table over on him.

                            Isn't SCARS supposed to be reality-based self defense?? If so, then why dont' they show their defenses against reality ATTACKS??

                            I want my 10 minutes back. Now, I'm going to be late for dinner. Bastards.

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                              #15
                              Lol is that suppose to look like a very bad gay porn video.

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