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    #2
    /\ Get cancer

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      #3
      ^
      ^
      Of the testicular variety.

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        #4
        Re: Humor In Martial Arts Classes/Training

        Originally posted by Gypsy Jazz
        A few years back I was going to this local shotokan place pretty regularly.
        Oh my God, stop, you're killing me! I think I cracked a rib laughing so hard!
        "Emevas,
        You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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          #5
          When I was taking American Karate (10, 11 years old) this kid with whom I had a petty rivalry decided to join. When we sparred together, we tried to use the techniques being taught to us to beat the shit out of eachother. Well, the techniques were ineffective, to say the least, though snot was seen to fly around.

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            #6
            It's kind of funny when I look back on it.

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              #7
              Ned, you're a terrible human being.

              Let's see, funny training momments... I guess any time I spend using nunchaku...... yeah, that's REAL funny. >_<

              Tell jokes and things all the time, talk about things, laugh at awkward positions (north-suth anyone?), but I can't think of some great hilarious momment to share..... drat.

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                #8
                A woman heeled me in the jaw doing an armbar before.

                I also got elbowed in the teeth when someone tried a choke. (This was in the same BJJ class)

                Did I mention... this was my VERY FIRST CLASS? :D
                Katana, on 540 kicks: "Hang from a ceiling fan with both hands. Flail your feet out and ask people to walk into you as you hit their face."

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                  #9
                  My friend broke wind while pinning me down with his ass in the general direction of my face. The guy's got the worst wind in the world from 10 meters away. Needless to say... tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

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                    #10
                    Any time I heard someone say "Well Bruce Lee always said....." of "it worked for Bruce Lee" or "I consider Bruce Lee the greatest martial artist of ALL TIME, so I agree with him when he said...."

                    I thought THAT was funny. So, it takes a dead actor to explain a technique? That is so pathetic it is funny.
                    SEANBABY:

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                      #11
                      The other day hedgehogey gave me a wet willy while we were rolling.

                      *stuffs the end of his t-shirt in his ear*
                      MY NAME IS ANTAGONY I SUCK AT COMBAT SPORTS KTHX

                      "blahblahblah, but I don't think I'm going to train tonight."
                      "Fag."
                      "Well if that were true, then I'd really REALLY want to come train!"

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                        #12
                        A couple weeks ago I was working on some standup grappling. I ended up losing my balance during technique, hitting the ground and taking my partner with me, who still had the lock on me but ended up trapped under my body somehow as well.

                        We had literlly pinned each other to the ground. On the one hand, no one else seemed to notice, but it actually took a few moments for us to free ourselves of each other :-D

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                          #13
                          ralph gracie farted in my face. i was in the middle of passing his guard and he let one go. (i should say he was "letting me" pass his guard) it seemed to be on accident as he apologized, but it may have been some kind of haze. i thought it was disgusting, yet funny, and I almost felt honored.

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