why do we use the super-gay terms martial "arts" and martial "artists"? art is for fashion-conscious chain smoking skinnies that dress in black and wear berets, not for smelly weirdos who unleash their deeply held anger by beating each other up.
don't give me that "martial arts are purrty" bullshit either. if it was an art, they should call it dance.
i say we call it reciprocal pain skills or RPS. you learn to take pain and give pain.
imagine this:
hot chick: what do you do for fun?
you: martial arts
hot chick: haha
hot chick's friends: (misc. bruce lee noises and pantomimed karate chops)
vs this:
hot chick: what do you do for fun
you: RPS
hot chick: what's that? are you in the military becaues you sure are using a cool acronym!
you: yes. it stands for reciprocal pain skills
hot chick: take me now...
yeah, that would rule
don't give me that "martial arts are purrty" bullshit either. if it was an art, they should call it dance.
i say we call it reciprocal pain skills or RPS. you learn to take pain and give pain.
imagine this:
hot chick: what do you do for fun?
you: martial arts
hot chick: haha
hot chick's friends: (misc. bruce lee noises and pantomimed karate chops)
vs this:
hot chick: what do you do for fun
you: RPS
hot chick: what's that? are you in the military becaues you sure are using a cool acronym!
you: yes. it stands for reciprocal pain skills
hot chick: take me now...
yeah, that would rule
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