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    Now that we have MMA tournaments, featuring guys who have won 100+ matches and guys who have gone into the double digits undefeated, challenge matches, pro athletes competing, grudge matches, and so on ...

    Now that our military can shoot a missile down a chimney and snipe a guy from across town ...

    Now that Hollywood has made martial artists out to be guys who fly through The Matrix and rip cars apart like some kind of super hero ...

    ... What would a martial artist have to do to get noticed?

    Take out a dozen terrorist criminals who try to rob Nakatomi Plaza while doing back flips and ordering a pizza?
    Last edited by 9chambers; 7/16/2004 1:20pm, .

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    Project Chi.
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

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      #3
      fly through The Matrix and rip *cars apart like some kind of super hero.

      * must be a minimum of 3 cars
      1 must be a beatle full of clowns
      1 must be a hummer full of special forces soldiers
      1 must be a school buss full of profighters who have won over 100 fights.

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        #4
        flash boobs
        “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

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          #5
          Notice?
          Last edited by Ronin; 8/27/2004 6:21am, .

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            #6
            Holy hell, when did Jennifer Garner grow a rack like that? I need to buy my girlfriend a pair of Sai and some leather.
            Regardless, that doesn't change the fact that kickboxing is commonly known as fighting while grappling simply isn't. - Osiris

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              #7
              Originally posted by ronin69
              Notice?
              LMAO
              That's so true...so true.

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                #8
                Get cocky, Mohammed Ali style ... talk LOTS of smack, and back it up in the ring.

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                  #9
                  bite someone's face off, just to upstage Mike Tyson.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Matthius100
                    bite someone's face off, just to upstage Mike Tyson.
                    or be as retarded as Matthius100
                    that will get you noticed.....
                    Once a fighter, Always a fighter. Shawn
                    -Styles i train in-
                    Judo
                    Bjj
                    Mtkickboxing
                    Western boxing
                    Wrestling

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                      #11
                      Convince large-chested swedish women to give me oral. Constantly.

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                        #12
                        Why would a martial artist wanna get noticed? I don't, I just wanna learn how to fight.

                        Te(v)plar, what are my hands doing in your avatar?

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                          #13
                          If you are talking about the movies, The only way to get noticed is not be butt ugly and fat. And get an agent. otherwise, be able to do MA moves without the wires.

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                            #14
                            Get killed trying to "do" something?

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                              #15
                              Save The President.

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