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    A Rousing TKD Story...

    Am currently researching to see how valid this story is as it is said to have taken place in my hometown.

    Here is what I have so far. Feel free to post on the message board / message the author.

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    This morning in the back alley...

    Sjofn
    "sexy geek" Member (566 Posts) - 12:18 PM 5-Jul | edit

    There was quite the event.

    The back alley to where I work is awful. One of the worst ones in Vancouver, or so I have heard. We call the cops on the crack addicts back there all the time. Its a pretty scary back alley to walk down, even in day light.

    This morning, a 45 year old business man was on his way to work, when 2 alley guys jumped out of a door way to hold him up. They were armed, demanding his wallet.

    This business man is apparently a expert in tae kwon doe. He took down BOTH of the assailants, kick their asses but good, and proceeded to toss them both into a large dumpster and close the lid.

    He then called the cops.

    HAHA!

    The cops arrived, got both men out of the dumpster and found the gun in there to.

    I love it that this business man tossed them in a dumpster. Good for him!

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    source: http://www.clubvibes.com/forum/topic...opic_id=280825
    Now or never.

    #2
    Yeah, that is bullshit.
    And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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      #3
      tkd has t3h dumpster
      Locu5
      combat sports hobbyist

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        #4
        That's because the "business man" was really Bruce Wayne. It had nothing to do with TKD.

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          #5
          if by TKD you mean telekenesis, I've heard that story before.

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            #6
            Seriously, most likely grabbing somebodies crotch like that is only going to make your situation much, much worse. Unless the person doing the gullotine has no pants on, then it's okay as long as they bought you dinner first. - Kidnemo

            I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings - Max Payne

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              #7
              coming soon http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...t3h+str33t&r=f
              Locu5
              combat sports hobbyist

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                #8
                i don't find this story very arrousing

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                  #9
                  Needless to say, I will not be using the back entrance anymore.
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                    #10
                    Crap, crap, crap.

                    Who cares if it's true or not? Somebody's been watching 'The NeverEnding Story' too much.
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                      #11
                      Am i suppose to get horny after reading this?
                      Last edited by liuzg150181; 7/08/2004 8:43am, .
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                        #12
                        Yeah, that's fishy.

                        However, I do have a story about "Master Perry," the guy my teacher claims as his teacher (actually, he was only his last TKD teacher.) I worked with a guy last year who told me the story of the time he and two of his friends got their butts kicked in a bar in a small town nearby. One guy was essentially out of the fight after being knocked out of a chair, but the other two were in a serious scrap. This guy told me he didn't really expect a fight, they were just messing with Perry (didn't know who he was at the time) but then one of his friends used an unfortunate racial epithet and he had just enough time to think "Oh, shit" and throw a punch.
                        All he really remembered about the fight itself was that Perry was fast, it was hard for both of them to reach him at the same time and he didn't kick them (which only really occurred to him after he found out Mr. Perry was a "Master" of TKD.)

                        Because this story was told by the supposed loser, I tend to believe it's true. Whether it shows anything about TKD, or just means not to mess with Mr. Perry, I don't presume to know. I've never met Perry and so have not asked him about it. I would have expected at least low kicks from a TKD master, but apparently these guys weren't stopping his hands, so maybe he just figured he'd keep doing what was working until they made him stop.
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                          #13
                          Has anyone ver TRIED to throw an unconsious body into a dumpster ??
                          Its not easy man, its freaking dead weight !!
                          Much less 2 bodies !!

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                            #14
                            I'm probably asking for trouble but... how many dead ... uh... I mean... unconscious bodies do you throw into dumpsters in a given week, ronin69???!
                            Now or never.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by liuzg150181
                              Am i suppose to get horny after reading this?
                              "A Rousing TKD Story" ... not ... "An Arousing TKD Story" ...

                              However if anyone has THOSE kind this is probably as good a thread to post them as any!
                              Now or never.

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