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    "Elite fighter's system"

    http://www.elite-fighters.com/traini...tscenarios.htm

    Somebody said seigido-ryu has the worst armbars ever. I beg to differ.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

    #2
    Damn not bad.

    <never said they were the worst never heard of it until now.

    Hedge, what is Elite based on? JJ if so what style?

    PS

    Hedge check your PMs

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      #3
      Both of those guys looked like pretty elite fighters.

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        #4
        You gotta be fucking kiding me...

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          #5
          What, that's proper crap.
          "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
          YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

          "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

          "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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            #6
            Thats pretty damn elite.....im scared..:rolleyes:

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              #7
              Great Googly Moogly!!!!!! What crap! I really enjoyed the last one. Knife fighting (for military only). Ooooooooo.

              Let's see, stand in one spot, don't change angles or distance at all, just cut his wrist as he tries a big baseball swing slash to your throat. After cutting his wrist, you then grab it with your other hand. Don't mind the slippery blood as you try to control the knife. Last, the lock withyour blade reversed pointed back towards your own body??? Good one. Little thinning of the herd here, chlorine in the gene pool. Thanks.

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                #8
                Wow this should be on pics of disaster. And they forgot to mention when stopping people with knifes your likely to get cut.

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                  #9
                  [img]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/755593/domlev9a.jpg[img/]

                  this dude looks liek he is in the middle of blowing his load!!!

                  [img]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/755593/domlev9a.jpg[img/]
                  Last edited by Adrenaline; 6/21/2004 12:20pm, .

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                    #10
                    l337 b0x3ut33r terrorist defense taktiks for teh win!

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                      #11
                      ha ha ha

                      i like that bit about the striking the legs with the baton

                      just the way we are taught to
                      if they have a knife, the jaw is a much better target though..

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                        #12
                        FAQ #3 - How can non-US citizens learn this system?

                        We have had a great number of people interested in learning our system who are not US citizens. As we mentioned in
                        FAQ #1, we will offer the system to US citizens only. Why? Remember 911? The terrorists who made the attacks were martial arts students. Our system is very extremely potent, efficient and effective. Therefore, to prevent this system from getting into the wrong hands, we will have to maintain this policy.

                        However, if you are a non-US citizen, you still have a way of learning. In order for us to know that you are safe to US interests, you must first have a face to face, one-on-one lesson with one of our established schools in the United States. In this way, if you are cleared by our US Homeland Security as a non-threat to the US interests, then you are also declared safe by us. After that, you may continue your progress as a student with full status. As our system grows throughout the United States, you will have more training sites available.
                        http://www.elite-fighters.com/home/f...foreigners.htm

                        http://forums.elite-fighters.com/sho...0&pagenumber=2
                        CLICK THE ADDS ROMO!

                        This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol

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                          #13
                          LMAO...this is awful. These people need to be stopped.

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                            #14
                            Those links remind me of the double talk bullshit written on bathroom walls to get you to call some fairy's house.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by blankslate
                              LMAO...this is awful. These people need to be stopped.
                              substitute "stopped" for "shot" and im in.

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