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    #31
    Most of us are at work. You don't think we'd post here in our free time do you?

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      #32
      Pro fighter???????
      For the record I never put that up there, I never asked for that to be up there, but who are we kidding my ego thinks it's nice to be recognized.

      Pro in what? I've done Pro Grappling, Pro MMA, Pro Kickboxing (including Draka and San shou), Pro bono...ooops wrong pro fession, Pro tournament (No joke hiding head in shame). I train pros for Kickboxing and MMA as well as amateurs. Omega likes getting paid.

      Here are my quotes:
      Stop blocking with your face!!!
      You wish you had my nose.
      Best block don't be there.
      I see your mouth running why isn't the rest of your body.
      If I wanted to here whining I'd call Anthony up.
      Where the head goes the body will follow.
      Never Hunt a shark in the water.
      Because I said so.
      Beat the crap out of his hand with your body.
      Fucking New guys screwing up my schedule.
      You don't like it? There's the door.

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        #33
        Someone always comes up with that Royce Blackbelt quote. I'm wondering how long he sat around thinking it up. After UFC4, he must have thought, "Geez, I'm pretty famous now. I'm gonna need a line that people will quote to death for years to come." I reckon he hired an ad agency or something.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Beneath Contempt
          Someone always comes up with that Royce Blackbelt quote. I'm wondering how long he sat around thinking it up. After UFC4, he must have thought, "Geez, I'm pretty famous now. I'm gonna need a line that people will quote to death for years to come." I reckon he hired an ad agency or something.
          sorry i guess that was a n00b mistake.
          "Face punches are an essential character building part of a martial art. You don't truly love your children unless you allow them to get punched in the face." - chi-conspiricy
          "When I was a little boy, I had a sailor suit, but it didn't mean I was in the Navy." - Mtripp on the subject of a 5 year old karate black belt
          "Without actual qualifications to be a Zen teacher, your instructor is just another roundeye raping Asian culture for a buck." - Errant108
          "Seriously, who gives a fuck what you or Errant think? You're Asian males, everyone just ignores you, unless you're in a krotty movie." - new2bjj

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            #35
            "In this Dojo, you will either set an example, or you will become an example"

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              #36
              "really, you dont have to listen to me. go ahead and just tense up real hard when you get taken down. i'm sure it wont hurt too bad once you get used to the pain."
              Locu5
              combat sports hobbyist

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                #37
                "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer." <TKD Instructor>

                "Left foot forward. Left foot, that's your right foot. LEFT FOOT FORWARD PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT BEHIND YOU. LEFT FOOT - " <instructor walks away muttering>

                "Your kick sucked. I mean it really looked like shit." <TKD Instructor>

                "Here have another shot." <TSD Instructor>
                "Cheers." <TSD Instructor>
                "No you're not drunk. Drink it." <TSD Instructor>
                "Time for another shot." <TSD Instructor>
                ...2 hr later...
                "Why are you so red?" <TSD Instructor>


                "What kind of a turtle does this form represent?" <Instructor>
                "A ninja turtle." <Green belt student>

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by EternalRage

                  "Here have another shot." <TSD Instructor>
                  "Cheers." <TSD Instructor>
                  "No you're not drunk. Drink it." <TSD Instructor>
                  "Time for another shot." <TSD Instructor>
                  ...2 hr later...
                  "Why are you so red?" <TSD Instructor>

                  Have we trained at the same dojo?

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                    #39
                    "Train Hard. Win Easy"

                    "Kicks and punches hurt, knees and elbows kill"

                    "This may not be your favorite technique, but you may not be my favorite student"

                    "God gave us elbows to cut eyes"

                    "Train to learn, not to win."

                    "Understand that the only reason this person stepped into the ring is to hurt you. None of that glove tapping shit. He ain't your friend. Kick his fuckin ass!"

                    "Standing wrist locks work best after you punch some one in the face and then knee them in the stomach"

                    "Anyone else ever want to break into a morgue? I mean think about it, you could practice all your joint locks and really break the joint.....Noone else ever wanted to do that? Oh c'mon, Im not the only one. I am? Ok nevermind. So anyways..."
                    -Joe Pomfret




                    Just a few things we say.

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                      #40
                      small has no inside, big has no outside

                      nature abhors a vaccum.

                      it's not me that's good, it's the art that's good

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                        #41
                        Mudderfunkster - you coming to the NZ throwdown?

                        Quotes form my Kkyokushin instructor:
                        "If you think you aren't going to get hit in a fight, you're a fucking idiot."
                        "Kata and basics are nice, but we're really all about the scrapping."
                        "If you think size doesn't matter go spar with Simon." Ten mintues later. "Can you breathe yet? At least he took it easy on you."
                        "His points fighting was amazing. At least that guarantees he'll look good when he loses all his full contact fights."
                        "Theres an ex-bluebelt who started his own style teaching in a barn near Dunedin. He kept saying Kyokushin had gone soft and challenging us. He now has a nice 6 inch split in his scalp to show his students how well he can block kicks with his head."

                        Quotes from my boxing coach:
                        "I spent 6 months coaching this girl, then I got a bit cheeky with her in sparring and stuck my chin out. When I woke up she reminded me I was always saying not to be cokcy and take stupid risks."
                        "You've felt me hit - I hit hard for a heavyweight. Jalope hits twice as hard as me and his technique is shit. Learn to move you dumbass cos if you stand and slug it out with him, I don't care if you're technique is perfect, I'll be giving my condolences to your family."
                        "The best defence it to hit him in the head."
                        "I know you want to condition your body. Thats fine, but you won't condition your ehad by letting him hit you there."
                        "Okay, this time try to slip the punch. What, you were trying?"
                        Sociopaths are people too.

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                          #42
                          "They way of Budo is not to be concerned with winning. Winning, sport and the competitive spirit are not the way to understand Budo"
                          -Gogen Yamaguchi

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by Veridian
                            "In this Dojo, you will either set an example, or you will become an example"
                            Guess you became an example then, huh?


                            "The only important elements in any society
                            are the artistic and the criminal,
                            because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
                            can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

                            RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

                            THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

                            It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Chupacabra
                              keep your guard up
                              TRIANGLE
                              PUT YOUR HAND IN HIS HIP
                              GET UP GODDAMMIT
                              ROLL TO HIS RIGHT
                              WHERE ARE YOUR ARMS
                              IF THAT HAND TOUCHES THE GROUND AGAIN IM GOING TO CUT IT OFF

                              im sure their are more i just can't think of any right this second

                              oh wait yeah i can....

                              CAUSE SOME CAT JUST BE FLEXIBLE, THEY'LL HAVE YOU SO TIGHT YOU'LL JUST GO TO SLEEP
                              PUT SOME PREASSURE ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER
                              TRIANGLE
                              DON'T LEAVE ONE ARM IN AND ONE ARM OUT
                              DON'T HUMP YOUR BACK
                              GET ON YOUR SIDE MORE

                              ok im done for now
                              LOL i can hear bull saying those! Another one from him:

                              You go to Jiu-Jitsu hell for that!!!!

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                                #45
                                "If done right no can defend" (ok, it's from a movie but it has to be said (again).)
                                "Training = pain." - I said that.

                                PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

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