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    Why Masturbation is better than McDojo......

    1.)It has been proven by research that masturbation once a while is good for your health,but you cant say the same for McDojo~~~

    2.)People who masturbate knows that they are in fantasy and really need to get a life;most people in McDojo thought that their fantasy is for real.

    3.) Masturbation saps you off your energy,whereas McDojo saps you off your energy and money

    4.)You dont need a master to oversee your life when you masturbate~~~

    5.)If you are female pics of you masturbating will make you an internet star,but pics of you training in McDojo will earn you a place in 'Pic of Disaster'
    "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
    - Uncyclopedia entry on Judo

    #2
    Must have taken you forever to come up with..
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      #3
      Liuzg150181 is on fire........
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        #4
        You need this http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/sexy.swf
        Once a fighter, Always a fighter. Shawn
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        Mtkickboxing
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          #5
          You have not seen the end of my list yet......
          "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
          - Uncyclopedia entry on Judo

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            #6
            Originally posted by J-kid
            You need this http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/sexy.swf
            Hey,he looks like Count Dracula in 'Helsing'~~~
            "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
            - Uncyclopedia entry on Judo

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              #7
              Originally posted by liuzg150181
              You have not seen the end of my list yet......
              everytime you come to bullshido you must +1 to the list~!
              Once a fighter, Always a fighter. Shawn
              -Styles i train in-
              Judo
              Bjj
              Mtkickboxing
              Western boxing
              Wrestling

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                #8
                intil it reachs mega status
                Once a fighter, Always a fighter. Shawn
                -Styles i train in-
                Judo
                Bjj
                Mtkickboxing
                Western boxing
                Wrestling

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                  #9
                  Or infinity.
                  "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
                  - Uncyclopedia entry on Judo

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                    #10
                    abouts to hit mcdys up http://www.computerpranks.com/downlo...ds_ebonics.swf
                    Once a fighter, Always a fighter. Shawn
                    -Styles i train in-
                    Judo
                    Bjj
                    Mtkickboxing
                    Western boxing
                    Wrestling

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                      #11
                      will you go to the prom with me http://home.comcast.net/~stephenbent/prom.html
                      Once a fighter, Always a fighter. Shawn
                      -Styles i train in-
                      Judo
                      Bjj
                      Mtkickboxing
                      Western boxing
                      Wrestling

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                        #12
                        I hate McDonald food(with the exception of its ice cream) and who is this guy?
                        "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
                        - Uncyclopedia entry on Judo

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                          #13
                          Ach! Even without the location in your profile youwould have just branded yourself as CLEARLY growing up somewhere in Asia. No white dude ouside of the corn belt considers that soft serve crap real ice cream.

                          When I got back to the states I totally binged on Ben and Jerry's....even though the bastards sold out and it's now a subsidiary of some nameless megacorpration. . Anyone else notice how ever since they sold out the real "stoner flavors" started dissapearing from the shelves and they've been trying to pass of "pure chocolate" or some such crap as classy? Fuckin bastards! I wan't my snickers bar ckunck with marshmallows and almond mixed in a chocolate-caramel swirl base!!! If I wanted "pure chocolate" or "awsome vanilla" I'd eat Hagan Dazz out of philly.
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                            #14
                            Uh huh... You sure are an ice cream enthusiast. lol

                            I like McDonalds icecream as well... is it because I'm Canadian? Hahah.
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                              #15
                              Omar:Due to McDonald's promotion it is the cheapest "ice cream" in Singapore (at S$0.25),though it is so soft it is as good as drinking sugared milk~~~btw,no Chinese would considered Chinese food sold in US as "Chinese food"~~~:D
                              Also,you give me an idea what topic to do for my next thread:"What is the ingredient of the ice cream made in your state?"

                              chaosexmachine:We have a common agenda.
                              "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
                              - Uncyclopedia entry on Judo

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