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    Some more people who need help

    Often in my tangential ravings I've said that the martial arts in my city (Brisbane, Australia) are a cultural wasteland, ripe for Mcdojos and full of 99.99% Asian schools, a fair proportion of them shit.

    An update on Bullshido affairs in my little world

    1. My Canadian friend is still learning "kung fu" (snigger)
    2. My former neighbour has made statements like "I thought martial arts came from the East" and "How can any form of wrestling be superior to the martial arts?"

    Now my cousin, a 190cm 110kg former Mormon has told me tales of a Zen master who can overpower people with two fingers on their sternum.

    Where does the bullshit end?
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

    #2
    It ends when you shoot them all with an AK-47. Or M-16. Or a TOMMY GUN! Whichever appeals to you most. You're doing the slaughtering after all!
    "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

    El Guapo says dance!

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      #3
      They don't rate as any of the people I wish to shoot

      P.S. Guns are VERY hard to come by in Australia
      What am I?:

      I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

      I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

      That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

      :occasion1

      JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
      http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

      Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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        #4
        Well then poison them, I guess...
        "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

        El Guapo says dance!

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          #5
          Here is a thought : get laid
          I have niether the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manor of which I provide it.
          -A few good men

          As the internet turns - omega

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            #6
            I appreciate your concern for my reproductive rights Deluxe247, but decent women are in short supply
            What am I?:

            I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

            I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

            That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

            :occasion1

            JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
            http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

            Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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              #7
              spazo
              i second that

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                #8
                you make a valid point. Have you tried masturbation?
                I have niether the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manor of which I provide it.
                -A few good men

                As the internet turns - omega

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                  #9
                  So who needs help, these other people, or yourself?

                  What's the story with prostitution in Australia, anyway? Legal? In brothels? Is it expensive? Are they all foreign? Let's hear it.

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                    #10
                    Yeah its legal, plenty of south east asian girls. Brothels in alot of suburbs, in the city etc. prices can vary, about $110 for 1/2 hour.
                    "Pussyhole"

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                      #11
                      most hookers i see are all jumies dirty shriveled up junkies

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                        #12
                        Hey, come to Buenos Aires!
                        Brothels and prostitution is legal, and it rates about us$15 an hour!
                        Canuckyokushin:

                        These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

                        feedback:

                        THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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                          #13
                          The best thing about Australia, in regards to the female situation: is that all the fat and ugly chicks stay at home and eat and talk on the internet, while all the sweet women are out enjoying themselves.

                          Hot women in Australia are everywhere.. It's like every woman you see when you are out is hot. (I'm talking about Tasmania, anyway - dunno about the 'mainland')
                          video game reviews

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                            #14
                            Angry Spastic you might want to check out Kyokushin up there in Brisbane. From what I hear in my new found martial art there are a couple of good hardcore dojo's up there. I haven't seen any of them personally but they come recommended so check them out.

                            P.s First and foremost your a martial artist. Maturbation can wait.
                            Hannibal: The sworn enemy of dishonest politicians, source of entertainment on Bullshido and newly appointed Office Linebacker. Terry Tait ain't got shit on me !!!!

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                              #15
                              Or make a MA out of Masturbation.

                              Angry Spastic, 10th dan in Wank-jutsu.
                              How's that?
                              (I'm currently trying for my 6th dan)
                              Canuckyokushin:

                              These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

                              feedback:

                              THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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