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    UNBELIEVEABLE!!-- fat, russian, psychic-marital arts!

    just watch

    http://www.rochesteraikido.com/media/short.mpg

    #2
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...&threadid=4986

    But yeah, that is a very funny video. I can't wait until he throws a kamehameha wave.

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      #3
      I think he made my head hurt with his psychic powers as projected through that stunning video...... I smell a law suit on the horizon!

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        #4
        Hmm...

        Psychic powers?

        That dude needs to be tea-bagged by my mighty chi-balls.

        PS. I reconize one of the smiling guys laying beside the "master". He's the local Russian MA instructor. For more info on that nonsense, look for the thread "Russian Martial Arts".
        Sad.
        SK
        Last edited by stillkicking; 3/21/2004 6:24pm, .

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          #5
          They're doing fucking PRAT FALLS from stunt class.

          *shakes with rage*

          I HATE this shit. I hate it.

          Am I clear enough?

          I FUCKING HATE IT

          One guy does a fucking forward roll with his head on the fat guy's back. Yeah, that's my IMMEDIATE response to someone turning their back to me on the ground. I forward roll over him. Not, you know, kick him in the side, or face, or take his back or something.
          Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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            #6
            Maybe that Russian has some really kickin' B.O. or something. That would explain the magic energy shield he uses on those numbnuts in the video.
            "I had once talked to Billy Conn, the boxer, about professionals versus amateurs - specifically street fighters. One had always heard rumors of champions being taken out by back-alley fighters. Conn was scornful. "Aw, it's like hitting a girl," he said. "They're nothing."


            - George Plimpton
            "Shadow Box"

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              #7
              I figure most of those guys are in on the joke. They'll make a percentage or something.
              SK

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                #8
                It looks like 1st day at a bad pro wrestling school
                "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
                -My three year old trash talking to me

                "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
                -The Honky Tonk Man

                "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
                -My Father to me one day

                "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
                -Don Gwinn

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                  #9
                  Come on guys, I've been mocking that clip (and a few others) for a couple weeks now! Get with the Bullshido program! Of course you can mock it more. There is endless potential for mocking something that amazing. . .

                  Go here:

                  http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...5&pagenumber=1
                  Deluxe247 tells it like it is:

                  you ninja fags just got owned in a bad way. this thread should go to the classics and mega thread forum due to the sheer size of taebo_master and gajusceaser's penis. (with which they just smacked across these ninja's faces)
                  from:

                  This Classic Thread - http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9653&perpage=15&pagenum ber=14

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                    #10
                    What's funny is just last Thursday, I found a school literally 1/4 mile from me that teaches Systema. I watched them kind of go at it, and seemed intersted. I then got on Bullshido and did a search for Systema, and found that video clip. I then decided it was not for me.

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                      #11
                      I understand the "redirecting energy" stuff, but I don't know how you're going to be able to move fast enough to make all those arm gestures in a real attack.

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                        #12
                        why are so many aikido masters fat? oh yeah, maybe it's because their art doesn't involve any cardiovascular exertion!

                        the only thing that aikido is good for is teaching people to fall down so you look good despite your shitty techniques!

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                          #13
                          your secret russian mission, should you choose to accept it, is to eat this bag of cheetos before it self destructs.
                          http://woodwardswhiskey.wordpress.com/

                          He was punching him like the collective karmic debt he'd accrued was coming to collections, mostly on his face.

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                            #14
                            Ok, I just watched this video for the first time start to finish, last time I only got the first minute. Seriously, how the fuck can these people believe this garbage? Where is this guy at? I'd want to take a crack at him, providing he doesn't confuse me with a Polish Kilbasa and try to eat me.

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                              #15
                              Seriously. If a Kancho in Kyokushin ever came out with a video this absurd, I would immediately shit in my gi, throw my belt on the ground, and quit Kyokushin on the spot.
                              Deluxe247 tells it like it is:

                              you ninja fags just got owned in a bad way. this thread should go to the classics and mega thread forum due to the sheer size of taebo_master and gajusceaser's penis. (with which they just smacked across these ninja's faces)
                              from:

                              This Classic Thread - http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9653&perpage=15&pagenum ber=14

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