One of my guys brought this into me last night. I hade to share. I put the Omeganisms in <<< brackets >>>
Larry Wick's
Fighting System
Slaughters << take away the s = laughter >> Every Single
"old" Martial Art
Here's the story: after 30 years experiance of mixing it up in the street <<< prostitute >>>>, Wick suddenly realized that every single part of his blackbelt training <<< ATA >>> had gaping holes <<< like his ass >>> that could get him killed. So he spent years, in the street << getting ganged raped >> , developing a new way of fighting << he runs very fast >> . And I mean new way << he does the 40 in 4 flat >> . Nobody has seen anything like this before << because most people ignore the delusional >> . Get this: Every move takes out your opponent in ONE SECOND <<< "Bang" >>> . There are NO throws, NO locks, NO punches, and NO kicks.... << because he never learned them >> so it's incredibly easy to learn, FAST. << take a deep breath squeeze trigger what ever you aim for falls down dead >> And, it is designed to work against larger opponents. << Bang >> Groups of them, in fact << Bang, bang, bang!!! >>. Actually, you will almost welcome multiiple attackers!!! <<< "Say hello to my little friend" >>> This is proven stuff. << Where's Michael Moore? >> Wick trains against multiple attackers ONLY, and ONly against guys who outweigh him by 20 pounds of muscle. <<< larger targets are easier to hit >>> He knows from experience that, in the street, you don't get attacked by smaller guys. <<< except ninja midgets with bigger guns >>> This is where "normal" martial arts fail you. That fancykcik, those cool blocking moves...all bull int the street. So Larry concentrated on simpler, faster moves that instantly demolish the "soft parts" of your attacker. << He likes the soft parts especially on little boys >> It's deadly effective in the real world. << as opposed to fantasy land >> Where your attackers will be in groups, often armed, and much larger and meaner than you << There are people meaner than me? >> You won't even break a sweat << piss your pants maybe but no sweat >> , and yet the damage you can do will leave people afraid of you forever! << I'm afraid of him >> It's a new game << what were we playing before? >> If you're still trying to defend yourself with fancy kicks and strikes that take more than a second to complete....you're meat on the street. << Is there a kick or punch that takes more than a second to complete? >> This will change everything for you. << because you will realize how brain damaged you are? >> Let the creeps think they have an advantage over you, because they're bigger, meaner or have a weapon. << Creeps? Who fucking talks like that? >> Let 'em laugh. << Like I am right now >> They are just secnds away from suffering such intense pain <<< I have a side ache now >>> that they will remember you with fear for the rest of their sorry lives! <<< If you buy this video tape you live a sorry life >>>
Tactical street survival: 2 video set, 88 min
FREE bonus: How to fight and win against multiple attackers (30 minutes) <<< or how to run the 400 in 50 flat. >>>
Tactical street Survival 69.98
Larry Wick's
Fighting System
Slaughters << take away the s = laughter >> Every Single
"old" Martial Art
Here's the story: after 30 years experiance of mixing it up in the street <<< prostitute >>>>, Wick suddenly realized that every single part of his blackbelt training <<< ATA >>> had gaping holes <<< like his ass >>> that could get him killed. So he spent years, in the street << getting ganged raped >> , developing a new way of fighting << he runs very fast >> . And I mean new way << he does the 40 in 4 flat >> . Nobody has seen anything like this before << because most people ignore the delusional >> . Get this: Every move takes out your opponent in ONE SECOND <<< "Bang" >>> . There are NO throws, NO locks, NO punches, and NO kicks.... << because he never learned them >> so it's incredibly easy to learn, FAST. << take a deep breath squeeze trigger what ever you aim for falls down dead >> And, it is designed to work against larger opponents. << Bang >> Groups of them, in fact << Bang, bang, bang!!! >>. Actually, you will almost welcome multiiple attackers!!! <<< "Say hello to my little friend" >>> This is proven stuff. << Where's Michael Moore? >> Wick trains against multiple attackers ONLY, and ONly against guys who outweigh him by 20 pounds of muscle. <<< larger targets are easier to hit >>> He knows from experience that, in the street, you don't get attacked by smaller guys. <<< except ninja midgets with bigger guns >>> This is where "normal" martial arts fail you. That fancykcik, those cool blocking moves...all bull int the street. So Larry concentrated on simpler, faster moves that instantly demolish the "soft parts" of your attacker. << He likes the soft parts especially on little boys >> It's deadly effective in the real world. << as opposed to fantasy land >> Where your attackers will be in groups, often armed, and much larger and meaner than you << There are people meaner than me? >> You won't even break a sweat << piss your pants maybe but no sweat >> , and yet the damage you can do will leave people afraid of you forever! << I'm afraid of him >> It's a new game << what were we playing before? >> If you're still trying to defend yourself with fancy kicks and strikes that take more than a second to complete....you're meat on the street. << Is there a kick or punch that takes more than a second to complete? >> This will change everything for you. << because you will realize how brain damaged you are? >> Let the creeps think they have an advantage over you, because they're bigger, meaner or have a weapon. << Creeps? Who fucking talks like that? >> Let 'em laugh. << Like I am right now >> They are just secnds away from suffering such intense pain <<< I have a side ache now >>> that they will remember you with fear for the rest of their sorry lives! <<< If you buy this video tape you live a sorry life >>>
Tactical street survival: 2 video set, 88 min
FREE bonus: How to fight and win against multiple attackers (30 minutes) <<< or how to run the 400 in 50 flat. >>>
Tactical street Survival 69.98
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