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    "Enlargements". Totally safe for work

    http://7pmproject.com.au/olympic-cha...ment-drugs.htm <-- I am referring to this

    I have always believed that Penis enlargement pills and products were just made up to scam money out of people with .. small penises. I have actually had a great deal of laughter when reading about products that were made to stretch the penis. We are talking about a crude object that you attach to the head of the penis and then puts it in suspension.

    Another product is based around sucking the penis with vacuum. a container is filled with water and put over the penis.. water and air is then sucked out to create a suspension and this is supposed to make the penis larger.. Hilarious! water even boils at 22 degrees Celsius in vacuum. not sure how that would work out.. maybe it tickles.. :D

    Another insident I read an article in a man magazine where a man shopped and tried everything he got a pop up window about.. and he was usually surfing porn.. bada bing bada bong and he got his mail box full of pills. The agreement was that he had to eat them but they got it tested in a lab just to be sure it wasn't any poison or anything.. The pills contained the stuff that make you shit like crazy. not sure what they call it in English but it is definitely not healthy. Hilarious that some people pay money for pills that is supposed to enlarge the penis but instead they get pills that make them shit alot =D

    I was sure about that penis enlargement was impossible. the penis is made of "sponge tissue" and not muscles after all. A friend of me that takes some kind of steroid's bragged about that his penis had become gigantic after he took roids.. I Laughed of him and told him that he should stick to king alcohol and stop smoking weed.(and taking roids)

    Anyways here is the thing. Recently I read that a famous runner Lashawn Merritt was caught using some kind of illegal substance and that this substance was supposed to enlarge his penis.

    right now I am thinking. "Is this really possible? " Could somebody that knows better than randoms like me address this or point me in the right direction? thanks in advance. (notice I didn't not post any picture of any penors)

    #2
    I hear you can get surgery for that.

    http://menshealth.about.com/cs/penis..._enlarge_2.htm

    But seriously, though. Do you have a small dick? I hear Freud is the only one who cares.

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      #3
      I have seen picture of the surgery thingy. It cuts some kind of bond that is holding the penis so the penis falls down abit this make the penis appear bigger and abit funny looking(weird)

      I have spent alot of time mocking this industry in the past.. the penis enlargement industry.. saying stuff like "only a retard would believe that a pill can make your penis grow" .. just hope I wasn't wrong :S(because my friends have most likely heard this too) me and a guy that I argued with even looked it up on Wikipedia .. but Wikipedia is not 100% ..

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        #4
        This video (nsfw and possible scarring but not porn) should answer any possible question you have about penis pumps:

        http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/5192/penis-power
        Last edited by maofas; 4/23/2010 7:55pm, .

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          #5
          one of the advice from that video.."eat low fat diet" I feel guilty.. didn't learn anything though.. only got grossed out to no return.. my eyes.. my ears.. don't play that clip people it is horrible

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            #6
            Pfizer discovered a drug that helps men to get and maintain erections. Everyone in the world knows that Viagra exists and what it does, and it has made Pfizer billions of dollars.

            If and when someone finds a way to increase penile size without surgery (particularly after the end of puberty), everyone will know of it very shortly thereafter.
            Originally posted by Emevas
            Downstreet on the flip-flop, timepants.

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              #7
              I think a better solution would be an anti-depressant that makes you no longer care about the size of your penis.

              Or a Porshe.
              "Emevas,
              You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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                #8
                Originally posted by TheRuss View Post
                If and when someone finds a way to increase penile size without surgery (particularly after the end of puberty), everyone will know of it very shortly thereafter.
                Exactly. This is what I was thinking. The guy that "invents" a pill that makes the penis larger is really gonna get PAAAAAYYEED!

                Btw .. lay of the freud.. I am not depressed and my penis is 7-8 inches long so I don't have a problem.

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                  #9
                  That's pretty amazing considering how tiny your dad's penis is.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Uglybugly View Post
                    Exactly. This is what I was thinking. The guy that "invents" a pill that makes the penis larger is really gonna get PAAAAAYYEED!

                    Btw .. lay of the freud.. I am not depressed and my penis is 7-8 inches long so I don't have a problem.
                    I didn't say it was for you, I was talking about men seeking to increase the size of their penis. You're kinda defensive though, with your 1 inch gap in penis size. Mine is 4-12 inches long, with a standard deviation of 2.
                    "Emevas,
                    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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                      #11
                      There's a hilarious documentary about this subject.

                      NSFW

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOQZHJEKe44
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut1IcFWZMbI
                      YouTube- Channel 4 Documentary - The Perfect Penis Part 3
                      Part 4 is missing for some reason?
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL62Ho9-6lE
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSNbSv79BGA
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                        #12
                        SIGH. I spazzed out when I got to the part where the surgeons were operating on the guy's penis (which was like 15 seconds into part one, so I guess I didn't make it very far) and was like, "Ah ah fast forward, fast forward" and wound up knocking over my beer.
                        It was an Old Speckled Hen. I'm so sad right now. :(

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                          #13
                          i'm sorry, dude. it really is a interesting subject. i thought it was pretty obvious that it's a body image issue, but i guess you need to have a researcher point it out to people who don't get it.

                          cosmetic surgery is pretty ridiculous to me anyway.
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                            #14
                            Who wants to wield frankencock anyway :D
                            Side discussion here.. how hugh should a man be if he wanted to become a pornstar? :P

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Uglybugly View Post
                              Who wants to wield frankencock anyway :D
                              Side discussion here.. how hugh should a man be if he wanted to become a pornstar? :P
                              Porn star or be in porn? Former, I would say 8?
                              "That was the only way you could destroy me. Neither do I quail at death nor act in deference to any god. So drop your talk, I come resolved to die. But first, there are these gifts I bring for you." At once he hurled a javelin at his enemy, then sent another and another still straight to the mark. - Virgil's The Aeneid

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