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    I have a website!

    Was bored, did a yahoo search for "elipson".
    Came up with www.elipson.com
    It's me! Apparently I'm the heir to a speaker company! I should write them a letter saying I've copyrighted the name elipson.

    I didn't know elipson was an actual word, much less a company!
    Woa I'm bored, god how I hate my hometown...

    #2
    Hey, cool!
    You can barge in there and say:"Mr,Elipson sez, you're all fired!" :D

    No, really, where do you live?
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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      #3
      Re: I have a website!

      Originally posted by elipson
      Was bored, did a yahoo search for "elipson".
      Came up with www.elipson.com
      It's me! Apparently I'm the heir to a speaker company! I should write them a letter saying I've copyrighted the name elipson.

      I didn't know elipson was an actual word, much less a company!
      Woa I'm bored, god how I hate my hometown...
      My hometown has about 20 million people. We have theatres, restaurants, clubs, whorehouses, and all sorts of illicit businesses to cater to the needs of young, corrupt little souls like ours.

      We also have the highest crime rate in all of latin america, so I am home typing this.
      That civilisation may not sink,
      Its great battle lost,
      Quiet the dog, tether the pony
      To a distant post;
      Our master Caesar is in the tent
      Where the maps are spread,
      His eyes fixed upon nothing,
      A hand under his head.


      - W.B. Yeats

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        #4
        Shows that British Columbia really sucks!
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          #5
          Wing Chun lawyer do you at least have legal guns? It sounds like you need them. A nice Taurus revolver under the Christmas Tree is always a nice surprise. fa la la la la la la

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            #6
            Shove it Guelph boy!
            My college town rocks, but home blows.

            We have theatres, restaurants, clubs, whorehouses, and all sorts of illicit businesses to cater to the needs of young, corrupt little souls like ours.
            I'm soooo gonna be there someday. Actualy Rio, but maybe I'll go to Sao Paulo just to see the sites, especially these whore house! I can find Pizdoff a girl friend down there! :D

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              #7
              There's a good idea Sam. Take one of the most violent cities in the world and ARM THEM!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Samuel Browning
                Wing Chun lawyer do you at least have legal guns? It sounds like you need them. A nice Taurus revolver under the Christmas Tree is always a nice surprise. fa la la la la la la
                Should I? Are they any better than ilegal guns? I will give them a try, thanks.
                That civilisation may not sink,
                Its great battle lost,
                Quiet the dog, tether the pony
                To a distant post;
                Our master Caesar is in the tent
                Where the maps are spread,
                His eyes fixed upon nothing,
                A hand under his head.


                - W.B. Yeats

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                  #9
                  "I'm soooo gonna be there someday. Actualy Rio, but maybe I'll go to Sao Paulo just to see the sites, especially these whore house! I can find Pizdoff a girl friend down there!"

                  Whorehouses are cool. As long as you can avoid sex, you are pretty safe.

                  Carnival is better, since you can pay in booze.

                  About Pizdoff - hey man, brazilian girls do have standards.
                  That civilisation may not sink,
                  Its great battle lost,
                  Quiet the dog, tether the pony
                  To a distant post;
                  Our master Caesar is in the tent
                  Where the maps are spread,
                  His eyes fixed upon nothing,
                  A hand under his head.


                  - W.B. Yeats

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                    #10
                    heh

                    thanks elipson my whore of a brother for thinking about me in my rough times
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                      #11
                      You know it buddy, we gotta stick together man!

                      Come online sometime over the holidays man, I'm at home with my computer and bored outta my fucking mind!
                      Oh thank god for internet porn.....

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