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    How to Squat Big Time!!!

    http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/F...2/squatbt.html


    Very funny.
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    #2
    So true !!!!! so true it hurts !!!!!!

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      #3
      What ronin said.

      I need a valium now.

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        #4
        - Chalk (find some that makes the biggest cloud that hangs in
        the air for the longest time after you clap your hands
        with it). Store it in a tupperware container, important
        for the veteran look.

        Reach into your tupperware container of chalk, and rub
        it across your palms, back of shoulders and neck. Grunt
        every now and then and mutter some things under your breath.
        Occasionally say, "piece of cake", "what a joke", or
        "now we're cookin'". Finally, smash your hands together,
        but make sure there's a hefty quantity of chalk in the
        cup of your hands before they hit. This will make sure
        that all of it explodes into the air. You want the POW
        camp extras in the aerobics area to be struck with fear
        by the A-bomb cloud of chalk dust rising over the squat
        area. This is usually enough to bring over a couple more
        spectators.

        Fucking brilliant.
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          #5
          Somehow I doubt these tactics would work for me....


          Oh wait I know this is because I am not TigerFly... perhaps I should try bowflex!!!

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            #6
            LMFAO

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              #7
              hahaha nice one Shar!
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                #8
                Excellent advice. :D
                The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
                - Pizdoff

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                  #9
                  So that's why my chalk has been so stale and not-so-fresh lately. I've just been putting it in a bowl, loosely covered with cling wrap. Now I know that Tupperware is the squatter's secret.

                  Rudy Reyes > Bear Grylls

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                    #10
                    shut up and squat, pansy-men!

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                      #11
                      very funny

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                        #12
                        ttt!
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