bad news for grapplers and other life forms

[cuatro76]

Can't be a credible threat, Al Gore isn't winning a Nobel prize over it.

[MrGalt]

Can't one of you go to Wyoming and start digging?

Already there. Yellowstone's about 3 hours away. I kind of thought I'd hang back in reserve though as sort of a Bullshido Early Warning System and the second Yellowstone explodes I'll post in this thread to warn all of the rest of you to get into your double weaves and/or warm up whichever tendons and ligaments you need for chain-punching.

[Purpleskunk]

I agree. Better start building your underground houses now, people.

:wave:

yea and when lava flows over your bunker hatch, and hardens, lets see how you get out

[Toby Christensen]

God! Doomsday! Finally, why you waited so much?

No one longer will call me "fanatic survivalist"!!! Ha Ha Ha

I agree. Better start building your underground houses now, people.

:wave:

[Roidie McDouchebag]

I seriously doubt the ability of anyone to predict how often that actually happens, or that it has such an effect on the planet.

Basically, I just call bullshit on the whole thing.

[Augusto]

God! Doomsday! Finally, why you waited so much?

No one longer will call me "fanatic survivalist"!!! Ha Ha Ha

[It is Fake]

Have you ever seen a Doomsday person's World Atlas? There's one big land mass in the middle surrounded by water with 'here be dragons' written in old English around it.

Yes, I wrote it.

[Poop Loops]

LAVATORR!!! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US????

[Toby Christensen]

I'll be ensconced in my bunker 1km below the earth in a breezy part of Australia. The concept of rebuilding civilisation tickles me no end. Civilisation NEEDS a shakeup.

Plus in 100 years we're going to see a bigger trend in underground living, so more people will survive this sort of thing.

[Ryno]

Hell yeah! Now I can convince my wife that I really do need that new double weave.

[Teh El Macho]

shit happens. just crapple the fuck outa the lava. just watch for your position over technique.

And we need to get heat-resistant double-weave gis man. That no-gi shit is going out of the window with all the fucking waves of boiling lava and crap.

[Coyote]

-t3h str33ts may flow with broken glass and lava all over America if the supervolcano in Yellowstone national park explodes. A "supervolcano" is defined as one with anywhere between 1000x and 10,000x as much devastating power as a "normal" volcano. This means that pretty much all of North America would be fucked and the rest of the world would die a slower, more painful death due to the megatons of debris that would go into the atmosphere. The good news is that, according to geologists, this volcano explodes only about every 600,000 years, the bad news is that the volcano exploded 640,000 years ago. It's times like these I wish I was a young earther. So what are your views on this, Will the reign of the chunners come in within our lifetimes, or are you skeptical and think this is another one of the legions of doomsday warnings that won't happen anytime soon?

Here's a reasonable site that says there's little reason to worry
http://www.solcomhouse.com/yellowstone.htm
Here's a far more alarmist site that involves religious and psychic prophecies:
http://www.earthmountainview.com/yel...ellowstone.htm

Take your pick

I hate to tell you, but all that 600,000 year figure means is that there's only a 1:600,000 chance every year that that will happen.
By the time it actually happens again, we'll probably be able to watch it from the safety of the moon, or possibly a fully terraformed Mars.

[MastaChance]

No we dont fight to death already, lol. It would be nice though. That way all the shit talkers couldnt talk anymore after losing, like ol Ken gLAMROCK, AFTER oRTIZ FUCKED HIM UP TWICE HE WAS STILL TALKING SHIT.

[kracker]

Hell yea I hope it goes down, then we can fight with guns and swords and shit, lol...Oh and our fists too, hand to hand combat to the death would be a dream come true.

But with all the lava everywhere on the ground wouldn't chunners have a natural advantage from a Darwinian perspective?

[Purpleskunk]

shit happens. just crapple the fuck outa the lava. just watch for your position over technique.