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    You Know You're on Bullshido too Long When...

    You Know You're on Bullshido too Long When...


    1) Your spouse/lover wishes you'd look at porn like a normal person.

    2) You can write a concise 2 page piece on the falsely presented history of tkd in ten minutes, and yet can't get a school paper in on time.

    3) You ejoy seeing the look on people's faces when you tell them that 1. there are no ninjas, 2. Jean Claude's main training is in ballet, 3. no one can fly or shoot fireballs from their eyes and 4. you think that rolling on the ground with sweaty men is a good idea, but that it's better if you hold and dance standing as well.

    4) You start a new thread before you go to bed and will probably look back at it right away in the morning.


    Night all.

    #2
    5) You ask a bunch of ingrates about graduate school applications.

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    "I've never known so many people so worried about a fight that will never happen." -The Wastrel R.I.P

    Anthony_ A: yeah, she needs a cock up the ass

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      #3
      I already gave you my suggestions.

      Bucks County Community College.

      Only the best for you Brand.
      Originally posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
      "Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".

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        #4
        LoL the sad part is everyone knows whos in the bullshido family and whos not.
        Once a fighter, Always a fighter. Shawn
        -Styles i train in-
        Judo
        Bjj
        Mtkickboxing
        Western boxing
        Wrestling

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          #5
          6) when your post count means more to you than your annual income

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            #6
            When your postcount IS more than your annual income.

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              #7
              You have over **** posts.

              (Refer to Piz Doff.)

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                #8
                Your boss catches you on Bullshido.com...again.

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                  #9
                  when you check in a couple of times a day just to make sure the site is still working

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                    #10
                    when you check in a couple of times a day just to make sure the site is still working

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                      #11
                      when someone says they do taekwondo and you have to excuse yourself before you burst out laughing.

                      when you send little kids off crying by telling them the TRUTH about the ninja turtles.

                      when you are watching a martial arts movie and your thoughts are along the lines of "that wouldnt work... neither would that... hey! how come the guy just didnt put him in a choke etc".

                      when the only knowledge of the opposite sex you have is the several female members of bullshido, and of course the rottie thread.

                      when you say you do martial arts, someone asks you what belt you are, and you say STFU n00b.

                      when you create or post on a thread about being on bullshido too long :P
                      CLICK THE ADDS ROMO!

                      This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol

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                        #12
                        when you can identify every member by the martial art they practice, and can write a detailed note about what is wrong with the style and why yours is better.

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                          #13
                          Fuck...all those are true for me.
                          Except the income thing...but if I keep not working the post count is gonna go up and that annual income thing is gonna keep slipping...
                          And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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                            #14
                            i miss the mcdojo logo

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                              #15
                              Thus far manchuria wins with:


                              "when you say you do martial arts, someone asks you what belt you are, and you say STFU n00b"

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