Q: How do you piss off a Gracie?

[Goojeanleans]

Tell them Helio looks like a tortoise without a shell.

[Geek Kune Do]

I agree with DanDavis. However, before you start a big arguement with them request Special Rules to stack the odds in your favor.

[TaeBo_Master]

For the love of God people! It's a HANG-glider, not a HAND-glider.... that just sounds like some freaky Romo shit.... then again this is the Gracies we're talking about...



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If he scoots out too aggressively his body may go shooting out like a champaign cork and go flying into the audience, leaving a gingerbread man-shaped hole in the wall. -- Boyd

[Pandinha]

Fuck all you bitches.



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"Slow down and relax when you do the technique, it's not like you are going to beat me or anything." - Rener Gracie

Needless to say, I slowed down.

[Pandinha]

I personally feel that bringing up the death of a Gracie Family member that was considered the best fighter in the family in poor taste.

Rolls Gracie is largely responsible for what BJJ is now, from the scoring in tournaments to integrating wrestling moves into BJJ.

I'm sure if it was YOUR family member being disrespected that died in an accident, you would be looking for blood.

Fucking morons.



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"Slow down and relax when you do the technique, it's not like you are going to beat me or anything." - Rener Gracie

Needless to say, I slowed down.

[Boyd]

So is Rolls rolling in his grave or what?

"A 'get well' card is not appropriate to someone with AIDS... We proposed a new line of cards to say things like, 'I admire the way you have lived your life and I admire the way you are facing your death.'"
--Ginnie Job, Hallmark writer

[PizDoff]

actually making fun of someone because one of their relatives or friends died isn't funny or sociable


try to keep in intelligence level higher here folks

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[Pandinha]

So is Rolls rolling in his grave or what?

You are so dead whenever I catch you. Problem is, I don't spend much time in Lithunia.



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"Slow down and relax when you do the technique, it's not like you are going to beat me or anything." - Rener Gracie

Needless to say, I slowed down.

[DanDavis]

Yeah, bringing up the dead like that would be in bad taste. No one would respect you. Gracie or otherwise.

"Strike first! Strike hard! No mercy, sir!"

[J-kid]

Make Conga train with 20 of your friends then run into the Gracie train when they are coming down to fight.

[SLJ]

The Gracies have the "multiple attacker" deal worked out, seeing as there's about 16,000 of them.

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"I have the power!" - He-man. The most powerful man in the Universe.
(Short, sharp and to the point. Redefining the quotations of heros.)