Q: How do you piss off a Gracie?

[Mercurius]

A: Take the R key from every one of their keyboards.

[SLJ]

They could get round it by using the H.

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[Mercurius]

At least then they'd be phonetically correct. Boy, that Portuguese language sure is crazy.

[PizDoff]

1. Tie their legs together so they can't pull guard.
2. Punch them.
3. Learn capoeira and kill all their asses.


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[Geek Kune Do]

break their arms so they can't form the Gracie train?

[Geek Kune Do]

Slip the word "Kimura" in every now and then when you converse with a Gracie...

example: Good morning Helio ...Kimura... how are you today? Are you going ...Kimura is the best... to the mall today?

[LLL]

Mention Kazushi Sakuraba...

[Geek Kune Do]

mention handgliding... bound to bring some of them to tears (Rolls Gracie hand gliding incident for those who don't know)

[JKDChick]

That's great, Geek Kune Do -- say, how about you go up to Rickson and say "Heard any good motorcycle accident jokes lately?".

Please have a video camera, and possibly an emergency response medical team, ready and waiting.

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[PizDoff]

a swarm of Gracies will come out, shoot in oddly at him, then gain positional control to submit him in many different places at once

happenned to me once

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[Geek Kune Do]

Didn't hear about a motorcycle accident. What happened?

[Dark Sider]

That's how Rickson's son was killed. Never heard about this Handglider you speak of.

[DanDavis]

Get into a big argument with one of them. When you're ahead, tell them that the ref has stopped it.

[Geek Kune Do]

Rolls Gracie was killed in a handgliding accident in the early 80's. He knew the wind conditions were poor but he did it anyway.

BTW some of you take this way too seriously.

[MuayThaiChick]

*lol* Oh my god... *falls over* I think this is the best thread ever!!!
But to really piss off a Gracie... well all of them, I'd say send my ex to 1- train with them 2-teach with them... but that already happened, so my palns are foiled.
But why are there so many of them? It is like Little China... but with Gracie people in parts of the City... holy shit!


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