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    Seabiscuit

    All I have to say is: I am not JUST the target market for this film, I have a bullseye painted on my forehead.

    I CRY when I see the PREVIEWS for this thing. I'll probably spend the whole movie weeping. Thank god none of you will see me.

    "Actually, when practiced properly, such and such art causes oceans to rise and cities to fall and the great Pharoh's army to shudder beneath your might." -- Boyd
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

    #2
    So, you like horses?

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      #3
      I went in to check the theatre once, you know, just to make sure the movie was playing and everything. Two things:

      1) JKDChick, unless you are a member of the walking unded (as your avatar would suggest), you are not a member of this movie's target audience. Seriously, I refuse to go into that movie any more unless Indiana Jones accompanies me.

      2) During that same check, I had to run out of the theatre because I was laughing so hard.

      Humans rule. Dolphins can suck it.
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      1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

      2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

      3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

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        #4
        SHUT UP!!!

        YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!

        (Boyd, that is)

        Yes, Just Me -- I love horseracing. Been going to the track since I was 5 years old.

        "Actually, when practiced properly, such and such art causes oceans to rise and cities to fall and the great Pharoh's army to shudder beneath your might." -- Boyd
        Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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          #5
          She's into studs.

          :)


          didn't you post some weirdo topic about this awhile ago?
          hhehehe

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            #6
            Sandy Koufax, horse racing, MA...are you SURE you're female, JKDC? *ducks and covers*

            I've heard the movie's a bit too over-the-top with the heart-tuggers and sappiness though.

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            CrimsonTiger

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            One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
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              #7
              Well, I tried reading the book. It was an interesting story, but the writing was syrupy and awkward and smacked of teleology.

              "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."
              Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the fuck I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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                #8
                Did the book pose the theory that Seabiscuit was named after a turd, and that in fact the "mud" on the movie's poster is actually flying fecal matter?

                Our horse is too dead, our jockey's too big, our trainer's too old, and I'm too dumb to know the difference!
                Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

                1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

                2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

                3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

                REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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                  #9
                  Well, I guess it's official.

                  None of you have a soul. Heartless pricks!!

                  "Actually, when practiced properly, such and such art causes oceans to rise and cities to fall and the great Pharoh's army to shudder beneath your might." -- Boyd
                  Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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                    #10
                    I had a soul, but I lost it in a bet with Shao Kahn.

                    Our horse is too dead, our jockey's too big, our trainer's too old, and I'm too dumb to know the difference!
                    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

                    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

                    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

                    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

                    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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                      #11
                      I raped Shao Kahn so bad, he had souls flying out of his ass.

                      ~
                      danny

                      "That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos." - Boyd

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                        #12
                        I just saw the movie. A little over the top at times but not that bad. I think you do have to be into the ponies to really appreciate it.Myself, I'm not a big track person.

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                          #13
                          Anyone for Lara Croft? =P

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                            #14
                            I heard Boob Raider was worse than the first.

                            Anyway, I wouldn't mind seeing Seabiscut, but my wife's into smash-boom-slasher type movies, and got pissed off because the Hulk was too boring. Dragging her to a movie about a horse race would be like asking her to shave her head.

                            I should lie to her and tell her that it's just Spiderman II.

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                              #15
                              This thread has captured everything Bullshido is about.

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