Awesome ways to win a girl's heart

[Omega Supreme]

Quick MJS!

Throw your hands up over your head!

If you are quick enough, you might catch it!

Well since we're on the subject of brow beating somebody (hope I used that right), why the hell are you sending me PM's to discuss this thread. Waste of fucking time dude.

[plasma]

Almost committed suicide. Became an emo for awhile.

It would be been funnier if you did commit suicidie. Work on that please.

[Poop Loops]

I dont believe in "winning" a girl's heart. It takes 2 seconds for a girl to decide if she's gonna fuck you or not. There is no point in trying hard and jumping through holes. I learned that the hard and painful way. 1 fucking year of my life wasted trying to win over one girl. Almost committed suicide. Became an emo for awhile.

And so right now... if a girl doesnt show one bit of interest in me, I move on. And besides, girls outnumber guys by at least 10,000 if you count all the guys and the girls in the world. So there is nothing to worry about and fight over if you are a guy.

I thought AzN guys got all the chicks?

[Dagon Akujin]

You forgot question #21:






















Dagon

P.S. This thread needs more buttsekcs.

[kfss]

Well since we're on the subject of brow beating somebody (hope I used that right), why the hell are you sending me PM's to discuss this thread. Waste of fucking time dude.

It appears you enjoy wasting time, dude.

[Omega Supreme]

It appears you enjoy wasting time, dude.

No, I don't which is why I'm telling you not to PM me on bullshit whining like this. Are you a natural retard or do you practice at it?

[SuperGuido]

I thought AzN guys got all the chicks?

You're thinking of homosexual asians dating other homosexual asian guys.

I know, it really is hard to tell the difference. The only women I can score are those with buried lesbian tendencies.

[Poop Loops]

You're thinking of homosexual asians dating other homosexual asian guys.

They get all the chicks?

I know, it really is hard to tell the difference. The only women I can score are those with buried lesbian tendencies.

But that's ok, because you look like a woman, right?

[Teh El Macho]

kfss are you still a virgin?

His right hand isn't. :XXonlyamo

[kfss]

No, I don't which is why I'm telling you not to PM me on bullshit whining like this. Are you a natural retard or do you practice at it?

Clearly you do enjoy wasting your time if you are still going on about this.

Whining? Hm, first it was discussing, now it's whining.



I practice at it. I hear you get better parking.

[kfss]

His right hand isn't. :XXonlyamo

How did you know I was right handed?

Did you plant cameras in my house?

You voyeur loving son of a.....

[plasma]

]Did you plant cameras in my house?

I did.


Keeping it Ninja

[Teh El Macho]

How did you know I was right handed?

Did you plant cameras in my house?

You voyeur loving son of a.....

No, young padawan. When a man wacks with his right, all the men do so in unison at the marching sound of "flap, flap, flap". It is the force that binds the universe together!!!!