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  • Dung Beatles
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    Originally posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    I kind of hope this guy isn't a religious extremist and is just saying something like "Hey, this guy's a phony! He said he likes jam bands but he doesn't even know Phish's first drummer's middle name!" or something like that.

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  • Dung Beatles
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    Originally posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    I kind of hope this guy isn't a religious extremist and is just saying something like "Hey, this guy's a phony! He said he likes jam bands but he doesn't even know Phish's first drummer's middle name!" or something like that.

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  • Bneterasedmynam
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  • Bneterasedmynam
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    Originally posted by Kovacs View Post
    No one wants to keep a force there indefinitely, it’s pointless and impossible. The whole point of the peace talks is to allow American and NATO forces to leave the place in some form of stability.

    Trump’s fuck up is jumping the gun regarding ‘when’ troops are being pulled out as opposed to ‘if’. Ironically it helped the peace talks as the Taliban, feeling like they were making progress, honoured the cease fire (by their standards anyway). Now Biden wants to keep troops on, they’re ramping up the attacks again. This is down to luck rather than judgement on Trump’s part, as it usually is with him. He quite rightly deserves contempt from the military. Issuing orders from twitter doesn’t go down well with senior officers and tour-dodging doesn’t go down well at all. I’m not surprised he lost so many votes there.

    Either way after US/NATO pull out, the Taliban will eventually take control again anyway (there’s only Kabul left) so Putin will spin this however he likes. Biden is completely unproven in his competency regarding conflict so it will be interesting to see how he plays this, wether he will chose to re-engage when they do eventually take full control of the country or just leave it be.
    One word........

































    ...nukes.

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  • Kovacs
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    No one wants to keep a force there indefinitely, it’s pointless and impossible. The whole point of the peace talks is to allow American and NATO forces to leave the place in some form of stability.

    Trump’s fuck up is jumping the gun regarding ‘when’ troops are being pulled out as opposed to ‘if’. Ironically it helped the peace talks as the Taliban, feeling like they were making progress, honoured the cease fire (by their standards anyway). Now Biden wants to keep troops on, they’re ramping up the attacks again. This is down to luck rather than judgement on Trump’s part, as it usually is with him. He quite rightly deserves contempt from the military. Issuing orders from twitter doesn’t go down well with senior officers and tour-dodging doesn’t go down well at all. I’m not surprised he lost so many votes there.

    Either way after US/NATO pull out, the Taliban will eventually take control again anyway (there’s only Kabul left) so Putin will spin this however he likes. Biden is completely unproven in his competency regarding conflict so it will be interesting to see how he plays this, wether he will chose to re-engage when they do eventually take full control of the country or just leave it be.

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  • W. Rabbit
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    In re: Biden and Afghanistan, it's important we maintain a presence there indefinitely. That's the position of the Joint Chiefs no matter what gets tweeted. https://www.militarytimes.com/news/y...exit-timeline/

    Trump abandoned Syrian Kurds to ethnic slaughter. He's trying to do the same thing in Afghanistan, against the advice of his top strategic counsel.

    First, it would make Putin so very happy, that would be spun as an anti-American legacy (even though we invaded the country with good cause). Putin finally gets to say "They kicked the US out too", even if it was the CiC's decision./

    There's some sweaty speculation that Trump is sore that he lost so much of the military vote, so he is pandering to that sector for 2024. You can see the tweet now, "I BROUGHT ALL THE TROOPS HOME, DEMOCRATS HATED YOU, WHO LOVES YOU MORE THAN ME BABY?? #MAGA".

    Then cue up 9/11 Part Deux when all the sleeper cells creep back into the caves of the Safed Koh and plot for 2025.

    Who would believe Biden wants to play it safe, globally? Almost like he's calm and collected like a President is supposed to be.

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  • Bneterasedmynam
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    Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post

    You drop a pom pom? I drop an A-bomb.

    Ngh, awww yeah.

    Bring more AT-ATs, beeeeyatch.

    AT-AT's skipped leg day.

    Always liked bad lip reading vids, the candidate ones are hilarious.

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  • Dung Beatles
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    Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post

    Never been arrested.

    Never posted I wasn't registered to vote, either. I'm not registered with any party. That's probably the source of Joe's confusion.

    Joe is simply being stupid, like all the other Trump supporters acting like fools. It kind of comes with the job.

    Boomers. Heh.
    Eh, should have known you weren't cool enough for jail.

    I haven't been tossed in the hoosgow yet either but there's still time I suppose. That's another family tradition from a different dude. It's a miracle my brother never did time. Some guys are made out of pure teflon I guess. My luck I'll go down for cutting tags off mattresses or being too cool in a school zone like Kevin Bacon or Christian whatever his name was. Risky habit but I like to live dangerously.
    Last edited by Dung Beatles; 11/18/2020 5:51am, .

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  • W. Rabbit
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    Originally posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post

    Oh come on now, finish the story I'm in suspense.
    You drop a pom pom? I drop an A-bomb.

    Ngh, awww yeah.

    Bring more AT-ATs, beeeeyatch.

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  • Bneterasedmynam
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    Originally posted by Tranquil Suit View Post

    Eh, they kept telling him in the supermarket not to eat the Oreos before paying, but he just couldn't help himself. One day things escalated....
    Oh come on now, finish the story I'm in suspense.

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  • W. Rabbit
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    Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post

    Eh... I'm starting to think you have felonies. Are you sure you weren't arrested for stalking Scary Spice? I mean, if I was going to stalk one of them, it would definitely be Ginger but I'm thinking you're less of a sweet big teated freckle face enthusiast and more of a manic episodes and support groups kind of dude.
    Never been arrested.

    Never posted I wasn't registered to vote, either. I'm not registered with any party. That's probably the source of Joe's confusion.

    Joe is simply being stupid, like all the other Trump supporters acting like fools. It kind of comes with the job.

    Boomers. Heh.
    Last edited by W. Rabbit; 11/17/2020 10:48pm, .

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  • Tranquil Suit
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    Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post

    Eh... I'm starting to think you have felonies. Are you sure you weren't arrested for stalking Scary Spice? I mean, if I was going to stalk one of them, it would definitely be Ginger but I'm thinking you're less of a sweet big teated freckle face enthusiast and more of a manic episodes and support groups kind of dude.
    Eh, they kept telling him in the supermarket not to eat the Oreos before paying, but he just couldn't help himself. One day things escalated....

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  • Bneterasedmynam
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    Originally posted by Kovacs View Post
    In an ironic twist of fate the Taliban hate Biden becouse he wants to keep troops in Afghan and they’re trying to up their game in the north purely becouse of him. I’m surprised Biden wants to go ahead with this, Trump was a clown, particularly when dealing with foreign policy but he at least got this right.
    Personally I hope Biden brings back the Obama era drone usage levels. Rain down some hellfire.

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  • Kovacs
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    In an ironic twist of fate the Taliban hate Biden becouse he wants to keep troops in Afghan and they’re trying to up their game in the north purely becouse of him. I’m surprised Biden wants to go ahead with this, Trump was a clown, particularly when dealing with foreign policy but he at least got this right.

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  • Dung Beatles
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    Originally posted by scipio View Post

    Seriously - the wife and I are looking in a few years time to decamp to the Canary Islands - move from the UK to somewhere with a nice ambient tempreture all year round, great exercise oppotunities and great fishing
    You have no idea how appealing I find this idea. To just find some tiny little apartment with a garage and a view of the ocean. Spend the rest of my days looking at water, tending a small garden and smoking what remains of my life away. Maybe buy a small cafe and adopt a refugee orphan kid and teach him how to build hotrods and chat up pretty girls. If I'm going to die without having a son I might as well take care of someone else's. Family tradition, I guess.

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