President-Elect Joe Biden Official Shitpost Thread

[W. Rabbit]

This was August.

Put on your seatbelt.

Now.

Yakko Warner sings the nations you can currently travel to from the US without restrictions

[scipio]

Yeah. After this pandemic is over I'm liquidating everything and retiring. I'll look into taking the Power Falcon with me of course. Portuguese or Spanish beaches sound good.

Seriously - the wife and I are looking in a few years time to decamp to the Canary Islands - move from the UK to somewhere with a nice ambient tempreture all year round, great exercise oppotunities and great fishing

[hungryjoe]

Political shit post thread started by one who isn't registered to vote.

[PDA]

Political shit post thread started by one who isn't registered to vote.

Now that’s not fare Joe, he could well have voted several times for his dead relatives .

[lant3rn]

Now that’s not fare Joe, he could well have voted several times for his dead relatives .

I know I did, and I'm not even an American.

[Tranquil Suit]

Political shit post thread started by one who isn't registered to vote.

Huh? Please elaborate.

[hungryjoe]

Huh? Please elaborate.

Wrabbit posted that he's not registered to vote.

[W. Rabbit]

Wrabbit posted that he's not registered to vote.

Good luck with that one in court, Joe.

Hid from the truth, your memories are broken.

[Dung Beatles]

Good luck with that one in court, Joe.

Hid from the truth, your memories are broken.

Eh... I'm starting to think you have felonies. Are you sure you weren't arrested for stalking Scary Spice? I mean, if I was going to stalk one of them, it would definitely be Ginger but I'm thinking you're less of a sweet big teated freckle face enthusiast and more of a manic episodes and support groups kind of dude.

[Dung Beatles]

Seriously - the wife and I are looking in a few years time to decamp to the Canary Islands - move from the UK to somewhere with a nice ambient tempreture all year round, great exercise oppotunities and great fishing

You have no idea how appealing I find this idea. To just find some tiny little apartment with a garage and a view of the ocean. Spend the rest of my days looking at water, tending a small garden and smoking what remains of my life away. Maybe buy a small cafe and adopt a refugee orphan kid and teach him how to build hotrods and chat up pretty girls. If I'm going to die without having a son I might as well take care of someone else's. Family tradition, I guess.

[Kovacs]

In an ironic twist of fate the Taliban hate Biden becouse he wants to keep troops in Afghan and they’re trying to up their game in the north purely becouse of him. I’m surprised Biden wants to go ahead with this, Trump was a clown, particularly when dealing with foreign policy but he at least got this right.

[Bneterasedmynam]

In an ironic twist of fate the Taliban hate Biden becouse he wants to keep troops in Afghan and they’re trying to up their game in the north purely becouse of him. I’m surprised Biden wants to go ahead with this, Trump was a clown, particularly when dealing with foreign policy but he at least got this right.

Personally I hope Biden brings back the Obama era drone usage levels. Rain down some hellfire.

[Tranquil Suit]

Eh... I'm starting to think you have felonies. Are you sure you weren't arrested for stalking Scary Spice? I mean, if I was going to stalk one of them, it would definitely be Ginger but I'm thinking you're less of a sweet big teated freckle face enthusiast and more of a manic episodes and support groups kind of dude.

Eh, they kept telling him in the supermarket not to eat the Oreos before paying, but he just couldn't help himself. One day things escalated....

[W. Rabbit]

Eh... I'm starting to think you have felonies. Are you sure you weren't arrested for stalking Scary Spice? I mean, if I was going to stalk one of them, it would definitely be Ginger but I'm thinking you're less of a sweet big teated freckle face enthusiast and more of a manic episodes and support groups kind of dude.

Never been arrested.

Never posted I wasn't registered to vote, either. I'm not registered with any party. That's probably the source of Joe's confusion.

Joe is simply being stupid, like all the other Trump supporters acting like fools. It kind of comes with the job.

Boomers. Heh.

[Bneterasedmynam]

Eh, they kept telling him in the supermarket not to eat the Oreos before paying, but he just couldn't help himself. One day things escalated....

Oh come on now, finish the story I'm in suspense.