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    President-Elect Joe Biden Official Shitpost Thread

    Yep, I went there, because it's time.


    (Credit to Phrost for finding this gem. Hail Gritty, even though this image is from LONDON).





    But the best so far is this gem from the always resourceful Gun People Who Hate Gun People FB community.

    Set to the tune of the classic Northern Irish rebel song, "Come Out, Ye Black and Tans", Joe Biden playfully and Laconically bitchslaps the BBC, and proceeds to defeat Domhnall Mac Truimp in the 2020 New Ireland Presidential election.

    https://www.facebook.com/buddhistjih...60446640988574



    Last edited by W. Rabbit; 11/10/2020 12:43am, .

    #2
    Was it really worth making this thread when in 6 months we will have to abandon it for the President Un-elected Kamala Harris official shit post thread?

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      #3
      Originally posted by PDA View Post
      Was it really worth making this thread when in 6 months we will have to abandon it for the President Un-elected Kamala Harris official shit post thread?
      Point. I am betting that Biden will have to step down before the end of his first term.

      I only wish McConnel wasn't such a corrupt rat that he's going to block election security reforms while he screams "voter fraud" from the rafters.

      What a fucking sleazy disappointment that guy turned out to be.

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        #4
        Originally posted by PDA View Post
        Was it really worth making this thread when in 6 months we will have to abandon it for the President Un-elected Kamala Harris official shit post thread?
        I think it will be less than that when Barr and Trumpie get all the counts in swing states over turned due to the obvious voting fraud. Biden, the Clinton's etc will all be arrested and shot/put in prison.

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          #5
          Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
          Yep, I went there, because it's time.


          (Credit to Phrost for finding this gem. Hail Gritty, even though this image is from LONDON).





          But the best so far is this gem from the always resourceful Gun People Who Hate Gun People FB community.

          Set to the tune of the classic Northern Irish rebel song, "Come Out, Ye Black and Tans", Joe Biden playfully and Laconically bitchslaps the BBC, and proceeds to defeat Domhnall Mac Truimp in the 2020 New Ireland Presidential election.

          https://www.facebook.com/buddhistjih...60446640988574



          What a surprise that that shit-hole of a facebook group would equate the IRA with freedom. Fucking clowns.

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            #6
            Originally posted by PDA View Post
            Was it really worth making this thread when in 6 months we will have to abandon it for the President Un-elected Kamala Harris official shit post thread?
            eeeeuuuuwwwww

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              #7
              Originally posted by scipio View Post

              I think it will be less than that when Barr and Trumpie get all the counts in swing states over turned due to the obvious voting fraud. Biden, the Clinton's etc will all be arrested and shot/put in prison.
              That supposedly happened already, right before Tom Hanks and Oprah were arrested and put in secret federal prison for shtooping kids and trading them like baseball cards.

              Didn't you get the Q drop on that?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post

                Point. I am betting that Biden will have to step down before the end of his first term.
                Right now the worst malady Biden has is a stutter.

                You know who else is a stutterer, a decade older, and still making movies?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kovacs View Post

                  What a surprise that that shit-hole of a facebook group would equate the IRA with freedom. Fucking clowns.
                  Bobby Sands died in prison during a hunger strike, and Northern Ireland still isn't free, so I agree.

                  But Sinn Féin has seats in Parliament, and we now have Rage Against the Machine.

                  Win some, lose some.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post

                    That supposedly happened already, right before Tom Hanks and Oprah were arrested and put in secret federal prison for shtooping kids and trading them like baseball cards.

                    Didn't you get the Q drop on that?
                    I missed that one - I must be a "better baker"

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                      #11
                      Yesterday the Secretary of State said ""There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration."

                      This is a coup. It will probably end without bloodshed but it might end with a lot of bloodshed. How we individually feel about the POTUS is immaterial.

                      Governments don't annouce that they intend to keep power regardless of election results unless they intend to keep power regardless of election results.

                      Unclog your eyes. The borders are closed, international travel is restricted and the POTUS is telling the world that the man that won the election will not become President because he says so.
                      Last edited by Dung Beatles; 11/11/2020 9:05am, .

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post
                        Yesterday the Secretary of State said ""There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration."

                        This is a coup. It will probably end without bloodshed but it might end with a lot of bloodshed. How we individually feel about the POTUS is immaterial.

                        Governments don't annouce that they intend to keep power regardless of election results unless they intend to keep power regardless of election results.

                        Unclog your eyes. The borders are closed, international travel is restricted and the POTUS is telling the world that the man that won the election will not become President because he says so.
                        This is turning out to be more fun than expected! For an outsider ofcourse.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tranquil Suit View Post

                          This is turning out to be more fun than expected! For an outsider ofcourse.
                          It certainly makes Brexit all rather boring

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post

                            Right now the worst malady Biden has is a stutter.

                            You know who else is a stutterer, a decade older, and still making movies?


                            The worst malady he has is that he's 78 years old.

                            Originally posted by Some dude name Yeats

                            Turning and turning in the widening gyre
                            The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
                            Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
                            Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
                            The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
                            The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
                            The best lack all conviction, while the worst
                            Are full of passionate intensity.


                            Surely some revelation is at hand;
                            Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
                            The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
                            When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
                            Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
                            A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
                            A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
                            Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
                            Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
                            The darkness drops again; but now I know
                            That twenty centuries of stony sleep
                            Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
                            And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
                            Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
                            Every person lives in their own world and everyone faces the end eventually. Whether their personal Armageddon happens on the toilet or in a hospital gown is strictly a matter of chance..

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tranquil Suit View Post

                              This is turning out to be more fun than expected! For an outsider ofcourse.
                              Yeah. After this pandemic is over I'm liquidating everything and retiring. I'll look into taking the Power Falcon with me of course. Portuguese or Spanish beaches sound good.

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