Zoom OPSEC 101

[W. Rabbit]

There you go again. An actual marine vs. "I know a lot of marines".

And I will again and again.

As if there's a shit of a difference between these two groups. That's all in your mind, you've seen too many movies and have some type of fetish.

Besides it's not that black and white, and you know it.

[W. Rabbit]

You silly bastard, I'm a state licensed schedule 1 drug dealer. WTF do you think I do for a living? Drive around on a mopad handing out joints to Phish cover bands? I'm sitting on a warehouse packed to the gills with schedule 1 drugs that I am legally responsible for tracking down to the gram. My job is to manage a secure facility under tight legal supervision that handles many many times your yearly salary in dollars and prized, easily moved black market goods.

So far as I can tell, your job is not getting fired from the Geek Squad for failing to upsell extended warranties to little old ladies.

Your facility is pretty easy to infiltrate. Hell you've posted details and pictures right here on BS.

OPSEC fail 101. If this was Oceans 11, someone could rob you blind just by reading your post history here.

No grease necessary.

[Tranquil Suit]

Your facility is pretty easy to infiltrate. Hell you've posted details and pictures right here on BS.

OPSEC fail 101. If this was Oceans 11, someone could rob you blind just by reading your post history here.

No grease necessary.

Dude, this wouldn't be slick like Ocean's 11. This would be that stupid stoner movie Half Baked.

Some dumb teenager climbing in through a high up window and tumbling down. He finds a brick of weed in the storage, but then ends up locked inside the warehouse till the next morning. At which point DB comes in and finds him sleeping on the floor, using the brick for a pillow. DB then goes: "Steve! What the fuck are you doing here? Didn't I fire your dumb ass last week?"

[W. Rabbit]

Dude, this wouldn't be slick like Ocean's 11. This would be that stupid stoner movie Half Baked.

Some dumb teenager climbing in through a high up window and tumbling down. He finds a brick of weed in the storage, but then ends up locked inside the warehouse till the next morning. At which point DB comes in and finds him sleeping on the floor, using the brick for a pillow. DB then goes: "Steve! What the fuck are you doing here? Didn't I fire your dumb ass last week?"

We watched Oceans 12 with my youngest yesterday. He loves caper movies like I do, but O12 was just bad.

Some positives: Catherine Zeta Jones makes any movie better, and who knew Capoeira can be used to defeat randomized laser alarms?

I need to learn Capoeira, dammit. That shit is hot, even if it is a dead art.

[Tranquil Suit]

[W. Rabbit]

Whoa.

I did think of Entrapment with her and Sean Connery, but I forgot that whole laser scene, probably because the movie was terrible (other than that part).

Bravo. I also saw Beyond the Candelabra and it comes down to one basic rule of Zoom Security.

[Dung Beatles]

Your facility is pretty easy to infiltrate. Hell you've posted details and pictures right here on BS.

OPSEC fail 101. If this was Oceans 11, someone could rob you blind just by reading your post history here.

No grease necessary.

You crazy fuck, I posted pictures of piles of marijuana. You never saw an entrance or an exit or even a window. Not even an outside facing wall.. Easy to infiltrate. LOL. You couldn't infiltrate the lunchbreak smoking circle.

[Dung Beatles]

Dude, this wouldn't be slick like Ocean's 11. This would be that stupid stoner movie Half Baked.

Some dumb teenager climbing in through a high up window and tumbling down. He finds a brick of weed in the storage, but then ends up locked inside the warehouse till the next morning. At which point DB comes in and finds him sleeping on the floor, using the brick for a pillow. DB then goes: "Steve! What the fuck are you doing here? Didn't I fire your dumb ass last week?"

He wouldn't even get in the building. This would be dumb kid throws rocks at my the wrong security gate and then runs when the cops roll through.

Edit: If someone did manage to fall through a roof, the over under on my gigantic nightstaff deciding not to take chances and clubbing him through the concrete floors with framing hammers goes through the roof too. I have a picture of them next to a full sized human woman and it's doubtful they are the same species.

[W. Rabbit]

You crazy fuck, I posted pictures of piles of marijuana. You never saw an entrance or an exit or even a window. Not even an outside facing wall.. Easy to infiltrate. LOL. You couldn't infiltrate the lunchbreak smoking circle.

I'm deep inside your mind, like Spock.

[Dung Beatles]

I'm deep inside your mind, like Spock.

Motherfucker, you couldn't get deep inside a Tijuana broodmare if you had ten thousand dollars stapled to your under roos.

[W. Rabbit]

Motherfucker, you couldn't get deep inside a Tijuana broodmare if you had ten thousand dollars stapled to your under roos.

Funny. The last time I made a joke about Tijuanian hoes, it was with a Marine buddy of mine, around 2004 when we were in San Diego, fleet watching, 35 minutes from the border. I forget the joke, something about somebody's sister giving massages...crass, but funny. It's a gift, and I can't control it.

Nope, we stayed in San Diego and got tacos in Old Town.

I trained with a Marine tonight in Daoist meditation and hand to hand combat over video conferencing. Turns out, that's entirely workable as long as both people know what the fuck they're doing. This is why Devil and I get along so well, I'm well trained in understanding his most inner spaces.

[Dung Beatles]

hoes

And you thought I was talking about women. I said broodmare, I meant broodmare.

[W. Rabbit]

And you thought I was talking about women. I said broodmare, I meant broodmare.

It's a well known slur against loose single moms, particularly poor minority women who are forced into sex work to feed the kids.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...term=Broodmare

[W. Rabbit]

It's so funny, the 800 lb gorilla on CNN right now is Jeffrey Toobin MIA.

This was his big moment to shine and trounce Trump, but he couldn't keep it in his pants.

Now, this is becoming a viral meme that some have said may replace The Aristocrats as the so-called Funniest Dirty Joke Ever.

It's so easy, you just end whatever dirty story you tell as follows

"This one time...

Yadda yadda yadda

....because Jeffrey Toobin pulled out his dick on a Zoom call".