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  • Dung Beatles
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    I freely admit to being a weak minded dupe. I got married didn't I?

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  • Devil
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    Most of the pussies here (and in the rest of the world) wouldn’t know whether to shit or go blind if they forgot to charge the batteries on their propaganda machines for a day.

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  • Tranquil Suit
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    As you can see, my disappointment with this quarantine is evident.

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  • Tranquil Suit
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    Originally posted by Devil View Post
    I’ll tip my hat to anyone who was wearing a mask right from the beginning.





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  • Devil
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    Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post

    Well. In lantern's defense, most easy decisions are done like that. We didn't have to go the library or stop watching TV to know that masks stop germs because we've been watching them do it on MASH, Trapper John MD and General Hospital since I was in grade school. It's not like there was a "Let's hide the medical efficacy of masks cabal" until recently.
    I’ll tip my hat to anyone who was wearing a mask right from the beginning. You know...when your TV was telling you a mask wouldn’t do shit against COVID.

    Anyone who was doing that....I’ll acknowledge you can think for yourself. I can respect that. But for every one of you motherfuckers (basically all of you) who didn’t wear a mask when their TV told them not to and started wearing a mask when their TV told them to wear one....fuck you. You’re a fucking sheep and a drone.

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  • Dung Beatles
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    Originally posted by Devil View Post

    You fake-ass, posing, piece of shit. You literally just went and dug up some shit right now that supports your sense of superiority for wearing your placebo mask. You weren’t sitting around, drilling into fucking data and reading scientific articles when you decided wearing a mask makes you a better person. You were watching fucking TV when you made that decision. You were scrolling Facebook, waiting for the internet to tell you what to do.

    Insincere, fakeass motherfucker.
    Well. In lantern's defense, most easy decisions are done like that. We didn't have to go the library or stop watching TV to know that masks stop germs because we've been watching them do it on MASH, Trapper John MD and General Hospital since I was in grade school. It's not like there was a "Let's hide the medical efficacy of masks cabal" until recently.
    Last edited by Dung Beatles; 8/22/2020 4:06pm, .

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  • lant3rn
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    Originally posted by Devil View Post

    You fake-ass, posing, piece of shit. You literally just went and dug up some shit right now that supports your sense of superiority for wearing your placebo mask. You weren’t sitting around, drilling into fucking data and reading scientific articles when you decided wearing a mask makes you a better person. You were watching fucking TV when you made that decision. You were scrolling Facebook, waiting for the internet to tell you what to do.

    Insincere, fakeass motherfucker.
    Sorry but you don't know me... bro.

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  • Devil
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    Originally posted by lant3rn View Post

    http://files.fast.ai/papers/masks_lit_review.pdf

    I think you should go try out ball gag instead. With a leather covering around your head.
    You fake-ass, posing, piece of shit. You literally just went and dug up some shit right now that supports your sense of superiority for wearing your placebo mask. You weren’t sitting around, drilling into fucking data and reading scientific articles when you decided wearing a mask makes you a better person. You were watching fucking TV when you made that decision. You were scrolling Facebook, waiting for the internet to tell you what to do.

    Insincere, fakeass motherfucker.

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  • lant3rn
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    Originally posted by Devil View Post
    Just thought I’d check in to see if you dipshits are still experiencing feelings of superiority as you obediently march around in your placebo masks, or if you’re over it and beginning to see the light yet.

    Are you ready yet to acknowledge that the virus just has to run its course and there’s fuck all we can do about it without a vaccine? Are you ready to acknowledge that you’ve been waving your “I HAB TEH SCIENCE!” flags, but you actually undertook no real scientific examination or verification before jumping onboard the mask train?

    You embrace mask wearing because your fucking TV told you to. Period. Fuck you.
    http://files.fast.ai/papers/masks_lit_review.pdf

    I think you should go try out ball gag instead. With a leather covering around your head.

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  • Devil
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    Just thought I’d check in to see if you dipshits are still experiencing feelings of superiority as you obediently march around in your placebo masks, or if you’re over it and beginning to see the light yet.

    Are you ready yet to acknowledge that the virus just has to run its course and there’s fuck all we can do about it without a vaccine? Are you ready to acknowledge that you’ve been waving your “I HAB TEH SCIENCE!” flags, but you actually undertook no real scientific examination or verification before jumping onboard the mask train?

    You embrace mask wearing because your fucking TV told you to. Period. Fuck you.

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  • hungryjoe
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    https://mikerowe.com/2020/07/im-not-ignoring-covid/

    Mike. In a recent post, you said you’ve been to Tennessee and Georgia, giving speeches and filming for your new show. Before that, you were on the road shooting for Dirty Jobs. Is it really so important to film a television show in the midst of pandemic? Is it responsible of you to encourage this kind of behavior when infection rates are spiking? Don’t you watch the news? More and more cases every day – aren’t you concerned? Darlene Gabon
    his response

    Hi Darlene

    Of course, I’m concerned. I’m just not petrified.

    On March 15th, the day after my part of the country was locked down, I posted a link to an interview with Dr. Michael Osterholm. I’m posting it again, because I believe you and everyone else in the country would benefit from listening carefully to what he has to say. https://youtu.be/E3URhJx0NSw

    Dr. Osterholm is the Director of Infectious Disease Research and Policy. This is the same epidemiologist who ten years ago, predicted a coronavirus would come from China and turn our country upside down. In his book “Deadliest Enemies,” he described the utterly irresponsible way in which the media would report on the situation, the completely opportunistic and shamelessly political way our leaders would likely react, and the unprecedented chaos and confusion that would arise from all the mixed messages from the medical community. His resume is unexampled, https://bit.ly/3jvzQTW, and his analysis of the situation is the most logical and persuasive of any I’d heard so far. He’s also the only expert I know of who hasn’t walked back his numbers, reconsidered his position, or moved the goalposts with regard to what we must do, what we can do, and what he expects to happen next. I say all of this because Dr. Osterholm also predicted that we could easily see 100 million COVID cases in this country, with a very strong possibility of 480,000 fatalities – even if we successfully “flattened the curve.”

    It took me a few weeks to accept this scenario, because 480,000 fatalities is a frightening number, and lot of other experts were saying lots of conflicting things. But eventually, I came to the conclusion that Dr. Osterholm was probably correct, and quickly navigated the four stages of grief that usually precede acceptance – denial, anger, bargaining, and depression. By late April, I had come to accept Dr. Osterholm’s predictions as a matter of fact. Since then, I’ve had three full months to come to terms with the fact that, a) I am probably going to get COVID-19 at some point, b), I am almost certainly going to survive it, and c), I might very well give it to someone else.

    I hope that doesn’t sound blasé, or glib, or fatalistic, or selfish. Four-hundred eighty thousand deaths is an obvious tragedy, and I’m deeply sympathetic to all who have been impacted thus far. I’m also very concerned for my parents, and everyone else in a high risk category. But when Dr. Osterholm says that COVID can be slowed, but not stopped, I believe him. When he says a vaccine will not necessarily hasten herd immunity, I believe him. And when he says that “flattening the curve” and eliminating the virus have nothing to do with each other, I believe him.

    Thus, for the last three months, I’ve been operating from the assumption that this is a year-round virus that’s eventually going to infect 100,000 million people and kill roughly 1/2 of one percent of those infected. I’ve gotten used to those numbers in much the same way I’ve gotten used to the fact that 40,000 people will likely die on the highways this year. That’s why I’m not panicked or surprised by tens of thousands of daily COVID cases; I’ve been expecting them. Unfortunately, many others have not. Every day, millions of people watch the same breathless coverage by the same breathless journalists, who seem determined to do all they can to foster uncertainty. And so, millions of people are still paralyzed by fear, because they haven’t been given a chance to digest the truth, (or, what I believe to be the truth.) Fact is, we can accept almost anything, if we’re given the facts, and enough time to get our heads around them. But if we don’t have an understanding of what’s really happening, we simply can’t get passed denial and bargaining, where so many seem to be stuck, understandably so.

    Imagine for a moment you had no idea how many people would die in car accidents this year. Now, imagine that every single accident – over six million a year in the US alone – were reported on the same way that every new COVID case is reported today. Imagine every day you were told in hysterical tones, that another 16,000 accidents had occurred, resulting in another 90 deaths per day. What would that do to your willingness to drive? Six million accidents is a lot of accidents, and 40,000 annual fatalities is a lot of death – especially if you don’t know how high that number could get. But we DO know the dangers of driving, and we’ve accepted those numbers. Consequently, we’re able to make a grown-up decision about whether or not we want to assume the associated risk of operating a motor vehicle.

    Again, don’t misunderstand. I’m not ignoring COVID, and I’m not pretending the risks at hand aren’t real. I don’t want to get this disease and give it to someone else, any more than I want to be in a car wreck and hurt someone else. So, I take precautions. I get tested often. If I can’t distance, I wear a mask – especially around higher risk people. I also wear a seatbelt, obey the speed limits, and check my mirrors before changing lanes. I’m aware that we’d all be a lot safer if we kept our cars in the garage. I’m also aware we’d be a lot safer if we all kept ourselves in the house. But that’s not why cars, or people, exist.

    Anyway Darlene, that’s a long way of saying that I have accepted Dr. Osterholm’s numbers, and now, after three months of acceptance, I’ve made a decision on how I wish to live my life. Sooner or later, you will too. We all will.

    Mike
    PS. My foundation is selling masks to raise money for our next work-ethic scholarship program. They’re going fast…
    mikeroweWORKS.org/Shop
    Mike’s Facebook Page

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  • hungryjoe
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    Kids need to back in school with precautions. Case by case basis. Kids need an education.

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  • Dung Beatles
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    "we don't want CDC guidance to be a reason why people don't reopen their schools." -The President of the United States...

    Actually, that's exactly what we fucking have the CDC for. To give recommendations and take actions to avoid the spread of disease.

    It's literally in the fucking name.

    I'm sick of having a neurotic retard for President. At least shut the fuck up until someone highly paid to write and/or opinion test PR statements can feed you a better line of bullshit or salient point.

    Here's the fucking problem: Kids need to be told the man the fuck up like I was at their age, at every point of their age. Yeah, it sucks but keep the little shits at home. They produce fuck all and don't need to go to school. They can work around the house, they can learn school lessons from the radio, or CD or software or internet for all I care. Mail them a book and tell them to get in gear or be a loser.
    Last edited by Dung Beatles; 7/26/2020 12:59pm, .

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  • AprilRains
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    Originally posted by Devil View Post

    Make a list of all the things you disagree with me on. Those will be all the things you’re wrong about.
    As Wabbit would say, if he could.

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  • hungryjoe
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    Originally posted by Tranquil Suit View Post

    In my humble opinion, because of the quarantine, I think he should be unbanned earlier (like this month or something).
    Maybe it was September.

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