The Official Covid-19 Quarantine Thread

[submessenger]

Zika, malaria... mosquitoes are evil fucks

wait...

hydroxychloroquine is a malaria drug

huh

I see what you did there, bnet, I approve.

[Lily]

What a joy you must be to have around bnet.

[Bneterasedmynam]

Ok, so I'm calling this one first.......covid mosquitoes. That's going to be the next outbreak.

[Bneterasedmynam]

My worry is more that this history may repeat itself and be incredibly easy to cry wolf on. I liken it to the knee jerking of mass shootings. Every flu season now has the possibility of becoming an epidemic just from fear rather than from facts. My fear is that this shit has permanently fucked us all in the ass.

[Lily]

We are up to allowing 50 people seated in restaurants, pubs and clubs from 1st June. School children not turning up from Monday 25th May at school (on site) will be marked as absent and no longer be supported via remote learning.

Ski season might still be back on in a half assed sort of way but I’ll take it! Haha to the rest of you.

[slamdunc]

Other than not being able to sit down at a restaurant and having to get 'black market' haircuts, I haven't missed a beat.

[Kovacs]

It’s still going on in the UK but more and more people are flaunting it probably becouse of boredom, rather than some sort of disagreement with political policies. We get vague dates in when certain things will open but I’m taking it all with a pinch of salt.

[submessenger]

So, how long do you guys think we can continue to sustain lockdowns before a return to normality becomes impossible?

[AprilRains]

Is that why the spiders are so big there??

In the movies, radiation never makes animals nicer or smaller. Life is imitating art.

[Bneterasedmynam]

Schools go back to full time from next Monday in NSW, Australia. Sometimes it pays to live on a radioactive island.

Is that why the spiders are so big there??

[Lily]

Schools go back to full time from next Monday in NSW, Australia. Sometimes it pays to live on a radioactive island.

[lant3rn]

No can play video. I'm sure it was sympathetic.

https://youtu.be/1s8nRL2bPCU

Me no computer guy.

[hungryjoe]

No can play video. I'm sure it was sympathetic.

[lant3rn]

God hates me. Wife has gone crazy sitting at home for the past 7? weeks. We have two dogs aged 9 and 11. The oldest is diabetic requiring two shots of insulin per day.

Tomorrow comes, we'll also have two 7 week old puppies.

Throwing my Dog Whisperer coffee mug in the trash.

note to self-

Find passport.

[hungryjoe]

No can name new puppies Cabin or Fever. I thought it fitting.