The Official Covid-19 Quarantine Thread

[Dung Beatles]

Don't really think it's COVID. Maybe just shit allergies or something since I sleep with the window open for fresh air.

My symptoms got a little worse but only a very slight 99.1 fever when the tylenol wears off.

If it is COVID I think I'm kicking it's ass. Only a little lung funk.

Mostly my nose is on fire and runs like sieve whenever my afrin wears off. I feel OK otherwise. I'm already taking Plaquenil so even if it is the current black death I feel pretty confident. I've hit the neti pot 5 times this morning. Otherwise it feels just like a mild cold.

[doofaloofa]

My fears of a plant hire freeze were unfounded

The hire company say they have never been so busy with everybody stuck at home getting all those jobs done that have been put off for years

Digger arrived on Tuesday, did all the work I needed to do in a day and ready to erect new tunnel

Life is pretty sweet at the moment

Spending loads of time with the family and getting loads of work done on the land

[Permalost]

I got my fiancé a fidget spinner to play with while she works from home and she loves it.

[Dung Beatles]

OK, saw this on reddit but it was a fun 30 minute distraction. It says learn morse code in 15 minutes but it took me twice as long to finish and I forgot everything immediately.

Maybe Joe Biden gave me some of dementia.

You have to do it with your phone and it's not very fun but it is very engaging. Also, it beats 99% of the other garbage people do with their smart phones.

https://morse.withgoogle.com/learn/

[Dung Beatles]

My fears of a plant hire freeze were unfounded

The hire company say they have never been so busy with everybody stuck at home getting all those jobs done that have been put off for years

Digger arrived on Tuesday, did all the work I needed to do in a day and ready to erect new tunnel

Life is pretty sweet at the moment

Spending loads of time with the family and getting loads of work done on the land

So are you Canadian or some other type of subject of her royal Hennessy?

[lant3rn]

So are you Canadian or some other type of subject of her royal Hennessy?

Better question, why can a 93 year old women give a better speech than the orange bloated turd staining your Oval Office with those tiny cheetoh fingers.

[hungryjoe]

So are you Canadian or some other type of subject of her royal Hennessy?

Irish. My wife's a Moran so I can't say mean things.

[danharr]

After years of making fun of the ninjitsu guys. They're the ones most prepared for this thing damn...

[Lily]

Can everyone on this forum hand on their heart tell me that they never imagined themselves as a ninja as a child (or adult)? We all have a ninja within...

[Dung Beatles]

Better question, why can a 93 year old women give a better speech than the orange bloated turd staining your Oval Office with those tiny cheetoh fingers.

Because she genuinely cares about the welfare of her people and isn't a greasy fat lump of shit with no morals?

[Dung Beatles]

Can everyone on this forum hand on their heart tell me that they never imagined themselves as a ninja as a child (or adult)? We all have a ninja within...

Yes, ninja's were awesome when it was Sho Kasugi battling Lee Van Cleef on rooftops and warehouses where bad guys hang out for some reason.

Wait a second. I'm a gross old man that hangs out with a bunch of young thugs all day in a warehouse handling drugs. Shit. I'm a subplot obstacle. I better start leaning on the locals for protection money or inexplicably kidnaps someone's equally inexplicably always beautiful and spirited girlfriend/wife and/or kids so I can move the story along. I always knew my business model was missing something.

So do I hire my own ninjas or do the bad guy ninja's just show up when the good guys do? Wait, am *I* the badguy ninja boss? It's not going to be much of a fight. I'm very, very weak and easily winded.

[Dung Beatles]

Irish. My wife's a Moran so I can't say mean things.

I'm Irish too. Half anyway. That's why I'm fond of mick jokes.

[Lily]

It's not going to be much of a fight. I'm very, very weak and easily winded.

You must be a ninja ;)



Have your confession that ninjas are awesome, will wait on everyone else including Omega to admit that he wished to be a ninja at some point in his life.

[Dung Beatles]

You must be a ninja ;)

Have your confession that ninjas are awesome, will wait on everyone else including Omega to admit that he wished to be a ninja at some point in his life.

Sho Kosugi was pure 1980's awesome sauce. 100% bad ass psycho killer man of mystery.

[Ulsteryank]

Can everyone on this forum hand on their heart tell me that they never imagined themselves as a ninja as a child (or adult)? We all have a ninja within...

All about wanting to order the smoke bombs and grappling hooks from Blackbelt magazine. Throwing stars at trees, and they were lost when missed, until next you had you cut the grass.