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    Poetry Thread! Post your best poems here.

    Aaaannnnnd here go!

    I've been up North,
    I've been down South,
    I once paid a prostitute,
    So I could pee in her mouth.

    I don't get even I get "stabby"
    FrontFaceLock from ADCC: "So thats Royce's secret. Voo doo and nut shots?"

    #2
    Joy, beautiful spark of the gods,
    Daughter of Elysium,
    We enter fire imbibed,
    Heavenly, thy sanctuary.

    Thy magic reunites those
    Whom stern custom has parted;
    All men will become brothers
    Under thy gentle wing.

    May he who has had the fortune
    To gain a true friend
    And he who has won a noble wife
    Join in our jubilation!

    Yes, even if he calls but one soul
    His own in all the world.
    But he who has failed in this
    Must steal away alone and in tears.

    All the world's creatures
    Draw joy from nature's breast;
    Both the good and the evil
    Follow her rose-strewn path.

    She gave us kisses and wine
    And a friend loyal unto death;
    She gave lust for life to the lowliest,
    And the Cherub stands before God.

    Joyously, as his suns speed
    Through Heaven's glorious order,
    Hasten, Brothers, on your way,
    Exulting as a knight in victory.

    Joy, beautiful spark of the gods,
    Daughter of Elysium,
    We enter fire imbibed,
    Heavenly, thy sanctuary.

    Be embraced, Millions!
    This kiss for all the world!
    Brothers!, above the starry canopy
    A loving father must dwell.

    Can you sense the Creator, world?
    Seek him above the starry canopy.
    Above the stars He must dwell.

    Be embraced, Millions!
    This kiss for all the world!
    Brothers!, above the starry canopy
    A loving father must dwell.

    Can you sense the Creator, world?
    Seek him above the starry canopy.
    Above the stars He must dwell.

    Joy, beautiful spark of the gods,
    Daughter of Elysium,
    We enter fire imbibed,
    Heavenly, thy sanctuary.

    Be embraced, Millions!
    This kiss for all the world!
    Brothers!, above the starry canopy
    A loving father must dwell.

    Can you sense the Creator, world?
    Seek him above the starry canopy.
    Above the stars He must dwell.

    Be embraced, Millions!
    This kiss for all the world!
    Brothers!, above the starry canopy
    A loving father must dwell.

    Can you sense the Creator, world?
    Seek him above the starry canopy.
    Above the stars He must dwell.

    Joy, daughter of Elysium
    Thy magic reunites those
    Whom stern custom has parted;
    All men will become brothers
    Under thy gentle wing.

    Be embraced, Millions!
    This kiss for all the world!
    Brothers!, above the starry canopy
    A loving father must dwell.

    Joy, beautiful spark of Gods!,
    Daughter of Elysium,
    Joy, beatiful spark of Gods!.

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      #3
      Kill my landlord,
      Don't know why,
      Maybe he raised the rent to high!

      Ok I stole that one but it's still da bomb!

      I don't get even I get "stabby"
      FrontFaceLock from ADCC: "So thats Royce's secret. Voo doo and nut shots?"

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        #4
        Uh....sorry, guys....

        I only know "The Man from Nantucket'.

        "Everybody knows...if the police have to chase you down, they're brining an ass kicking with them". - Chris Rock
        "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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          #5
          Post it!

          I don't get even I get "stabby"
          FrontFaceLock from ADCC: "So thats Royce's secret. Voo doo and nut shots?"

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            #6
            Limerick by Spike Milligan
            -----------
            There was a young man from Dundee
            Who got stung on the leg by a wasp
            When asked if it hurt he replied
            "Not really, it can do it again if it wants"

            Haiku by some english guy whos name I cant remember
            -------------
            Its hard to express
            a single emotion in
            seventeen syllab

            Romantic by Bill Shakespear
            ---------------
            If I could write the beauty of your eyes
            And in fresh numbers number all thy graces
            The age to come would say "This poet lies"
            "Such heavenly touches ne'er touched earthly faces"
            Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989

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              #7
              There once was a man from Beldas
              Whose balls were made of brass.
              Once in stormy weather,
              His balls struck together
              And sparks flew out of his ass.
              "The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."

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                #8
                There once was a man form Tralee,
                Who decided to wank up a tree.
                Two guys from the road,
                Saw him shoot off his load,
                Which covered his house, garage, car and Dundee.

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                Space may be the final frontier,
                But it's made in a Hollywood basement.
                "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
                YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

                "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

                "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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                  #9
                  Grego, IMHO "Hooker" and "Piss" would sound better. <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

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                  Space may be the final frontier,
                  But it's made in a Hollywood basement.
                  "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
                  YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

                  "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

                  "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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                    #10
                    I've been up North,
                    I've been down South,
                    I once paid a hooker,
                    So I could piss in her mouth.

                    Yup, you are correct.



                    I don't get even I get "stabby"
                    FrontFaceLock from ADCC: "So thats Royce's secret. Voo doo and nut shots?"

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                      #11
                      LOL.

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                      Space may be the final frontier,
                      But it's made in a Hollywood basement.
                      "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
                      YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

                      "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

                      "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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                        #12
                        El Telivisiono

                        A provisional sanctuary
                        Beating flesh, my veins will droll
                        This wasteland of extinction
                        The property of a fool
                        Rectify the masses
                        End the suffering now
                        Losses of the pure
                        And happiness abound
                        The tree of death awakens
                        The shaft giving way
                        The roots are all poisoned
                        And I am what remains
                        Bitterness, Confusion,
                        Stray from God's plan
                        It doesn't really matter
                        After all, we're just lambs
                        - Me

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                          #13
                          It's as good as poetry

                          This song has gone platinum in Brazil

                          [To the tune of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega:] One, two,
                          Three-four-five,
                          Haven't fought for years
                          But the myth's alive
                          The guys from PRIDE are just around the corner They want me to fight Kerr
                          But I really don't wanna
                          Hide me in the cloest like we did last week
                          I have to lay low, 'cause talk is cheap
                          I'll fight Joe Son, Wallid, and Japanese wrestlers Damn these fans,
                          You know they're gettin' restless
                          So what can I do?
                          I really beg you
                          My Lord
                          To me ducking is just like sport
                          Anybody bad
                          And it's all good
                          Fight Igor tommorow?
                          Please send in Takada!
                          [Chorus:]
                          A little bit of Van Clief with grey hair
                          A little bit of Hackey fixin' Frigidaires
                          A little bit of Jimmerson in one glove
                          A little bit of Remco, that big lug
                          A little bit of Severn waiting for a pin
                          A little bit of Kimo sucking wind
                          A little bit of Pat tappin' with one hand
                          A little Ichihara makes me The Man
                          Gracie Number Five!
                          Jump up and down and move it all around
                          Ouch! I pinched another nerve
                          Is there a doctor around?
                          I take one step left
                          And one step right
                          Ducking good fighters with all of my might
                          Clap your hands once
                          And clap your hands twice
                          Rorion grab their wallets!
                          Now we're doing it right
                          (Chorus)
                          Takada
                          Takada!
                          Gracie Number Five!
                          (Chorus)
                          I do
                          All to
                          Keep sellin' videos to people like you
                          They say you can't run and you can't hide
                          But me and Rorion are gonna show them how
                          Gracie Number Five!



                          "Ya can't play with my YO-YO!!!"

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                            #14
                            LOL! Now that is great!

                            Ok here's one I found on the net:

                            A Mullet flowing in the breeze
                            How it looks so grand,
                            Business on top, party at the back
                            Billy Ray playin another track.

                            A common cut it is
                            And many it does adorn
                            Few appreciate its glory
                            But many like its form.

                            It dates back to the 70's
                            And it has continued on
                            Why is that
                            The Mullet lives on.


                            By Adam Nicholson

                            I don't get even I get "stabby"
                            FrontFaceLock from ADCC: "So thats Royce's secret. Voo doo and nut shots?"

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                              #15
                              Kicking and punching
                              Is something I like to do
                              You want some buddy?

                              Sincerely,

                              Knowing it is not enough, we must apply.
                              Willing is not enough, we must do.

                              The tax laws are written by men with considerable net worth, and with little understanding of what wage-earners must do to make ends meet.
                              Knowing it is not enough, we must apply.
                              Willing is not enough, we must do.

                              Never approach a Bull from the front, a Horse from the rear, or a Fool from any direction!

                              He who dares not offend cannot be honest. -- Thomas Payne

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