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    This is sad, really. Email from my Ex-Girlfriend.

    Dearest Grego,

    I miss you! Why don't you leave your wife, and kid for me. I'll be your perfect woman. You have a HUGE wang and have good looks to boot. You are the perfect man. Did I mention that you have a huge wang? Because you do. And you are hella gooooooooood looking.

    And your pals, Darksider, Wastrel, and Pizdoff are hella cool too.

    It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
    FrontFaceLock from ADCC: "So thats Royce's secret. Voo doo and nut shots?"

    #2
    You should do stand-up. Preferably in front of a tank.

    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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      #3
      ADMIN! BAN BOYD!!!!!!!!!

      He said in a round about way that he want's me DEAD! That's a threat, too!

      I'm crying on the inside.

      It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
      FrontFaceLock from ADCC: "So thats Royce's secret. Voo doo and nut shots?"

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        #4
        Hey, the human wang is beautiful thing. Grego's in particular.

        "I'm willing to bet I could fuck up an emu real good, if I got the drop on the bastard."
        -- KC Elbows, my new hero.
        Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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          #5
          Everybody Wang Chun tonight?

          Regards,
          CrimsonTiger

          "Wake me up.
          Bid my blood to run.
          I can't wake up.
          Before I come undone.
          Save me.
          Save me from the nothing I've become." -Evanescence, Bring Me To Life
          Regards,
          CrimsonTiger

          "Na'h, they should go to old school rules.
          One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
          Lions eat christians between rounds." - Strong Machine

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            #6
            What was it with the midget in that video? Was he a sexy bitch or what? Schwiiiing!

            It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
            FrontFaceLock from ADCC: "So thats Royce's secret. Voo doo and nut shots?"

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              #7
              Jesus Crimson Tiger;

              what a horrible late eighties flashback! Actually they came to play at my school Bates College in 1988 I believe. I skipped the concert but I've been told one of the lead singers took a sweat filled towel off of his neck and threw it into the very small crowd in front of the stage. They parted like the red sea to avoid this noxious rag:)

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                #8
                Nothing to see here.

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                El Guapo says, ""You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!"
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                The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
                - Pizdoff

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                  #9
                  Hey, the human wang is beautiful thing.
                  Yes, I sport mine at many events. But I prefer the term handsome.

                  Sincerely,

                  Knowing it is not enough, we must apply.
                  Willing is not enough, we must do.
                  Knowing it is not enough, we must apply.
                  Willing is not enough, we must do.

                  Never approach a Bull from the front, a Horse from the rear, or a Fool from any direction!

                  He who dares not offend cannot be honest. -- Thomas Payne

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                    #10
                    hey Crimson Tiger, ever admire the beauty of the CN tower?

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                    Hard work, Patience, Dedication.

                    When or where the way is free - strike.
                    If the way is not free make it free and - Strike.
                    Stick with what comes and when the way is free - Strike.
                    As they retreat follow through and - Strike.
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                      #11
                      Piz,

                      Is there ever a day I don't?!

                      Regards,
                      CrimsonTiger

                      "Wake me up.
                      Bid my blood to run.
                      I can't wake up.
                      Before I come undone.
                      Save me.
                      Save me from the nothing I've become." -Evanescence, Bring Me To Life
                      Regards,
                      CrimsonTiger

                      "Na'h, they should go to old school rules.
                      One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
                      Lions eat christians between rounds." - Strong Machine

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                        #12
                        you and your miniature "soveneir" tower?

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