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    WTF? Woman calls 911 to get 'cute pie' cop's number.

    Meh, an incredibly stupid woman decided to call 911 because she saw a 'cutie pie' cop and wanted to get his number.

    http://edition.cnn.com/2006/US/07/14....ap/index.html

    On one hand, we got to give her credit for trying. On the other, one has to be pretty fucking stupid (and immensely irresponsible and selfish) to call 911 to get a 'cutie pie' cop's phone number. I say irresponsible and selfish calling 911 in such a manner takes away dispatchers' time to handle real emergencies.

    Was she just horny? Lonely? Retard? Very much into the uniform fetish thing? This is a mystery to be cracked... at least for comedy value.

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    #2
    I think the deputy should get some sort of award.

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      #3
      I don't know whether to scorn or pity her. I think it's more pity.

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        #4
        Not surprised. From what I hear people call 911 all the time for random shit. I'm every LEO on here has a crazy story about it.

        Hell, I had to call them a few times yesterday testing our voip e911 service. I wondered about tying up a phone line or whatever and the bellshouth rep I was with said it's no big deal, they call them all the time.
        You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.

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          #5
          "Your honor, my client is only before you in chains today because she's a prisoner of love."

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            #6
            I'd be flattered if someone considered getting my phone number to be a serious emergency.

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              #7
              Yay! Cromartie High-School avatar. Best Anime ever made. Ever.

              Wasn't there a story a while back where a kid kept calling because his mom exploded or something, but the dispatcher thought it was a joke? Eventually someone came and the mother was dead.

              It all depends on the dispatcher, I guess. She made a good choice this time, I think.

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                #8
                I'm torn between Anime Freddie and Hitler.

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                  #9
                  How can you say "no" to Anime Freddie?

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                    #10
                    Because Photobucket is fagging things up, so I can't change my signature.

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                      #11
                      Why did this make the news? Of all the things right now, this is worth webspace on cnn?

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                        #12
                        I guy I knew a few years ago named Pedro, he was dispatched by 911 because, and I kid you not,
                        the woman had stuck a potato up inside herself.... and it had turned sideways so she couldn't get it pack out because she couldn't reach it her self.

                        So they dispatched Pedro, and he had to go to her house and pull it out.

                        She gave him her number.

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                          #13
                          Potato?

                          they can... like... fit?

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
                            Potato?

                            they can... like... fit?
                            Mine does.

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                              #15
                              Sideways?
                              Sumus extra manum tuam.

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