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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060614/...RpBHNlYwM3NTc-

    Bulls get simulated cows at farmers' fair Wed Jun 14, 6:50 AM ET



    WELLINGTON (Reuters) - Live "sex shows" of bulls mounting a simulated cow have become a big attraction at an agricultural exhibition taking place in New Zealand.

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    The fake 'cow' -- a small go-kart with natural cowhide on its roof -- was developed by Ambreed New Zealand Ltd. to collect semen from bulls more safely and efficiently and improve artificial breeding of cows.

    Similar machines are widely used in Europe but have yet to be introduced in New Zealand, where dairy products are its largest export.

    The go-kart, driven by a human operator, draws close to a bull and adjusts to the proper height.

    The experience can be a little alarming.

    "It's quite a daunting feeling when you consider you've got a bull there that weighs a thousand kilograms sitting on top of you and is in quite an aggressive mood," Andrew Medley, production manager at Ambreed, told Reuters.

    Bull semen is commonly obtained using a rubber device known as an artificial vagina which is put in place manually by two handlers.



    Does that little bull-guy have a name anyway?

    He should have one.

    #2
    "It's quite a daunting feeling when you consider you've got a bull there that weighs a thousand kilograms sitting on top of you"


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      #3
      Originally posted by Bluto Blutarsky

      Does that little bull-guy have a name anyway?

      He should have one.
      Call him 'Taurus'...

      Or Shirley.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Truculent Sheep
        Call him 'Taurus'...

        Or Shirley.
        I am serious, and don't call me shirley...

        I was thinking something like "Demsey" (inspired by the movie about jack dempsey raging bull).
        He was a famous boxer, and that was a good boxing movie.
        Last edited by Bluto Blutarsky; 6/19/2006 10:23am, . Reason: add new

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          #5
          As a rule, if you give a boy a girl's name, he grows up to be a hard nut. Hence 'Shirley', which was - incidentally - the real name of the famous British wrestler 'Big Daddy'.

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            #6
            that must be a rodeo bulls dream, finally he gets to ride the humans!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bluto Blutarsky
              I am serious, and don't call me shirley...

              I was thinking something like "Demsey" (inspired by the movie about jack dempsey raging bull).
              He was a famous boxer, and that was a good boxing movie.


              "Raging Bull" was about Jake LaMotta, not Jack Dempsey.
              And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

              --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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                #8
                cows are fuckind dumb
                Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.

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                  #9
                  I need to get me one of those go-karts...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by feedback
                    cows are fuckind dumb
                    you mean bulls?

                    as If a human has never had sex with an artificial vagina....

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                      #11
                      BUT IT FELT SO REAL!!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Scrapper
                        "Raging Bull" was about Jake LaMotta, not Jack Dempsey.
                        yep I'm an idiot.

                        as many times I saw it I should have known that.

                        I shouldn't be typing while on the phone anyway. I'm going to edit it if i can so I don't look that foolish anymore.

                        How about Lamotta then?

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