Bears Eats Monkey - Zoo visitors horrified (don't know why)

[Teh El Macho]

He, visitors at a Amsterdam zoo got a shocked presentation of 'Bears Gone Wild' as a group of sloth bears chased and killed a macaque. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH *sob* BHAHWHWHAHAHAWHWHWHAAHAHAHA *fart* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *fart, sob, snort* HEHEHEHEWUAHAHAHAHAHA...hmmm, sorry. Anyways, the story is here:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe....ap/index.html

Visitors are horrified, bears are content, while the monkey is... well, death, digested, and probably back to Mother Earth in the form of pooped bear pellets. :dead:

So in a way, this is what happened when you are a little, cute, punny, fruit eating pussy with no MA training against multiple, thugish, bad ass hairy attackers. But on the other hand, he was never really prepared for such a thing, always sheltered in bushes and shit by mother nature... or in a cage by the benevolent Zoo Overlords.

The moral implications are enormous... enormous I tell ya!!!! :biblethum

[GoldenJonas]

Monkey: "Hey, you stupid bears, I can defend your single leg take down with my chain punching, downward elbow, and _ing _hun monkey poo throwing technique....BRING IT!!!"

Bear 1 (Mitch): "Damnit Bob!!!! that fucking _ing_hun Monkey talking shit again...."

Bear 2 (Bob): "Let it go Mitch, let it go.....you know he has never actually tested his combat theories, or poop throwing acuracy, against anyone other than other _ing_hun monkeys....its not worth it."

Monkey: "Check out my sticky hands!!!!! (flips off Mitch) suck it!! you stupid ass Care Bear"

Bear 1 (Mitch): "THAT'S IT YOU FUCKING MONKEY......(charging in for the single leg) RAHHHHAWWWWWWW"

Bear 2 (Bob): "MITCH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

........later on that day in the cave...........

Bear 3 (Dave): "Damn, the zoo guy looks pissed at you Mitch"

Bear 2 (Bob): "Dave, pass me another sticky finger...and the hot sauce.....thanks.."

Bear 1 (Mitch): "Fuck'em, zoo guy is next if he keeps talking about how bad ass his Wu Shu is......"

[Mr Han]

'Monkey deserved to die. He didn't train for the str33t or the z00.'

Absolutely. Monkey deserved to die.
:owneddanc

[Neildo]

sweet.

[Shuma-Gorath]

Your poll is all comedy options. It needs a serious answer like "elnyka is a terrible poster".

[Mr Han]

Neildo, that baby in your avatar scares me.

[Lights Out]

I guess monkeys are not usually in bear's diet. But it's said that bears would eat almost anything.

[daigoro]

Monkey should have flung more poo.

[Teh El Macho]

Your poll is all comedy options. It needs a serious answer like "elnyka is a terrible poster".

How long did it take you to figure out that the pool was a comedy? Did you do it all by yourself? Wow, good boy...

[Shuma-Gorath]

How long did it take you to figure out that the pool was a comedy? Did you do it all by yourself? Wow, good boy...

"The pool was a comedy"? Nevermind; your thread is not worthy of decent posts.

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Ok, first off your analysis is wrong.

It wasn't the monkeys fault, it was the mother with the annoyingly loud screaming infants fault.

I still maintain that screaming children should be fed to the animals (just came from the zoo where they feed fish to gators as part of a show, the gators jump out of the water to eat the fish and a screaming infant was annoying everyone there).

Seriously, the bear probably got pissed at hearing freaking whining brats all day, and the monkey, roughly the same size, was the object of its vengance.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Zoos need to have warning signs outside:

Screaming children will be fed to the gators/lions/bears. They must enforce the policy too- on videocamera for the rest of us to enjoy.

[Teh El Macho]

"The pool was a comedy"? Nevermind; your thread is not worth of decent posts.

Then don't lower your standards any further by posting here and leave. Or stay and mumble like a self-righteous punk.

[Neildo]

Neildo, that baby in your avatar scares me.

GOOD! TEACH DISCIPRINE T'ROU' FEAR!!

[Mr Han]

Ok, first off your analysis is wrong.

It wasn't the monkeys fault, it was the mother with the annoyingly loud screaming infants fault.

I still maintain that screaming children should be fed to the animals (just came from the zoo where they feed fish to gators as part of a show, the gators jump out of the water to eat the fish and a screaming infant was annoying everyone there).

Seriously, the bear probably got pissed at hearing freaking whining brats all day, and the monkey, roughly the same size, was the object of its vengance.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Zoos need to have warning signs outside:

Screaming children will be fed to the gators/lions/bears. They must enforce the policy too- on videocamera for the rest of us to enjoy.

I agree.
Actually, they don't have to be screaming.

[kungfujew]

Bears are godless killing machines.