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    God needs your help!

    In the face of waning popularity God has come to me to ask you to help Him come up with a fresh and funky slogan to spark a renewed interest in not only Him, but those who wish to shamelessly profit off His name.

    Please, when choosing your slogan, give God the respect He deserves.

    Do not use "GOD IS AWESOME" as it is already taken.

    #2
    I don't need anyone's help.

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      #3
      Admitting that you have a problem is the fist step to recovery.

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        #4
        How about "Just kidding about the foreskin thing fellas!"

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          #5
          They're called "Flamers" because they'll burn in hell - God
          "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire.

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            #6
            " I hate fag enablers "
            ----G.A.M.
            (God All Mighty)
            I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
            BILL HICKS,
            1961-1994

            "Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past."
            ---Jean-Paul Sartre

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              #7
              "Got life? I have yours."
              "The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as His father, in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter." -Thomas Jefferson - (purposefully taken out of its context) Source.

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                #8
                Like blowjobs?
                How about for all eternity?
                From this lady?
                Attached Files

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                  #9
                  God wants to see you all in the boardroom cause someone's geting fired.

                  We're trying to sell God's image here, not scare little children.

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                    #10
                    GOD, The Other Light Meat.

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                      #11
                      GOD It's what's for dinner.

                      See? a happy, nice little slogan.

                      Now you try.

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                        #12
                        God.

                        Because eternal damnation lasts a really fucking long time.
                        :new_all_c

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                          #13
                          'George Bush speaks to GOD-and you can too!'

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                            #14
                            He needs to toss a few lightning bolts down on some fanatics first to get rid of them, starting with the Westboro Baptist Church.
                            SON OF ODIN

                            My Punching with Power article

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                              #15
                              Who needs sex when you have God?

                              God loves you. So don't fuck up or you'll fry in Hell for the rest of eternity.

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