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    Aesopian Appreciation Thread

    I know it is hard to express in words just how awesome Aesopian is, and this poll hardly does him justice, but it is at least a small step towards repaying him for everything that he has done and is doing to build a better tomorrow.

    Aesopian continually as an individual brings more to this site than most of us could hope to in our natural lives. This is a man that can post three times this week and get more people talking about him than a certain member's low t-cell counts, BJJ being in Brokeback Mountain, or how this site hates you if you study a Chinese art, are Chinese, or have eaten Chinese food is the past 48 hours
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    Because He's Awesome?
    8.79%
    8
    Because his integrity is matched only by his sharp wit?
    9.89%
    9
    Because he is a fair and just ruler?
    10.99%
    10
    Because he is so handsome movie starlets stalk him?
    5.49%
    5
    Because he has found the real wing chun and americana'd it ?
    14.29%
    13
    Because he is a big sexy black man who knows "teh street" (like shaft)?
    6.59%
    6
    Because he sees the secrets that we keep?
    8.79%
    8
    Reverse Omaplata?
    17.58%
    16
    Because he is the New Hotness!?
    7.69%
    7
    Because He's Awesome?
    9.89%
    9
    Last edited by Greese; 1/30/2006 2:33pm, .
    And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

    #2
    I give so much and ask for so little.

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      #3
      He keeps the horrors of the Warp at bay.

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        #4
        I generally do not like him because I have his name associated with Ronin leaving. But If I didn't, I'd vote for the _ing _un one.

        Tomas

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          #5
          Keep heart -- they'll find a cure one day.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Aesopian
            I give so much and ask for so little.
            I've heard that same quote from hookers! :icon_mrgr

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              #7
              There was no "all of the above" option, so I had to check them all.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Memnoch1207
                I've heard that same quote from hookers! :icon_mrgr
                Because you've never had consensual intercourse ha ha ha am I rite!

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                  #9
                  Are you implying he raped the hookers?

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                    #10
                    It's gotta be the reverse omoplata. Although I would have preferred a locoplata option.

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                      #11
                      Why isn't there a "I hate him because he touched me in the no no place" check box?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by I Choke You
                        Are you implying he raped the hookers?
                        Why "rent" the cow? :qpepsi:

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Canuckyokushin
                          Why isn't there a "I hate him because he touched me in the no no place" check box?
                          It is under the he's awesome option.
                          And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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                            #14
                            good question, but I think he answered on his own...why does "aesopian rock"?

                            well...we the American working population
                            Hate the fact that eight hours a day
                            Is wasted on chasing the dream of someone that isn't us
                            And we may not hate our jobs
                            But we hate jobs in general
                            That don't have to do with fighting our own causes
                            We the American working population
                            Hate the nine-to-five day-in day-out
                            When we'd rather be supporting ourselves
                            By being paid to perfect the pasttimes
                            That we have harbored based solely on the fact
                            That it makes us smile if it sounds dope

                            just my guess, and it wasn't one of the options...
                            :wtfgif9fr

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                              #15
                              I generally do not like him because I have his name associated with Ronin leaving.
                              Yeah I get some of that too, he was the cause of it aparently and that sucks

                              That and because there is not a "Because everything Chuck Norris can do, he can do better" otpion

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