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    Robin Williams

    Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.
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    "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

    #2
    Shaka, when the walls fell.

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      #3
      Hmmm, taking me a bit to edit the damn thing.....
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      "I see a lot of people yelling for peace
      but I have not heard of a plan for
      peace. So, here's one plan."

      1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
      affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
      Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we
      will never "interfere" again.

      2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
      Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want
      us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking
      through holes in the fence.

      3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
      leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
      gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.
      They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

      4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
      unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
      allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
      here. Asylum would never be available
      to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

      5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
      they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

      6) The US will make a strong effort
      to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
      nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil
      in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

      7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
      their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
      somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
      up the storage sites would be enough.)

      8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
      not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
      cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen
      or given
      to the army. The people who need
      it most get very little, if anything.

      9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
      the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
      good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

      10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
      call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
      ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

      "The Statue of Liberty is no longer
      saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a
      baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
      "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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        #4
        You, my lucky recipients out there in Bullshido land are from various points on the political compass, so don't know what y'all will think of this. But his ideas do make some good points, though ignoring a tad of history and economics.
        "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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          #5
          I'd vote for him.

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            #6
            You so ruined my joke by posting an actual picture.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Phrost
              You so ruined my joke by posting an actual picture.
              He did. I didn't get it until now.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Phrost
                You so ruined my joke by posting an actual picture.
                Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.

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                  #9
                  Robin Williams did not write that. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by patfromlogan
                    You, my lucky recipients out there in Bullshido land are from various points on the political compass, so don't know what y'all will think of this.

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                      #11
                      See above post.

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                        #12
                        Juliet on her balcony.

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                          #13
                          "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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                            #14
                            John Ashcroft, naked, on a pony.

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                              #15
                              Patfromlogan, his eyes covered.

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