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    Is 50 Cent Still Gangsta?

    "Ay, yo, the bottom line is, I'm a crook with a deal. If my record don't sell, I'ma rob and steal."

    -Curtis Jackson (2000)

    "Niggas want to shine like me, rhyme like me, but they don't walk around with a 9 like me."

    -Curtis Jackson (2002)

    "If you get shot and run to the cops, you not like me."

    -Curtis Jackson (2002)

    "If there's beef, cock it and dump it, the drama really means nothin' to me. I'll ride by and blow ya brains out."

    "I'll fuck wit' anything though, but I won't do no pop shit, you neva see me do that shit"

    -Curtis Jackson (2003)

    "I'll take you to the candy shop, I'll let you lick the lollipop."

    "Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine?"

    -Curtis Jackson (2005)

    So...when did he go soft? I mean, I feel so disillusioned, here, my hero, straight from the gutter, a real hardcore gangsta, has a few bills waived in front of his face and goes soft...isn't the streets safe for gangstas no mo'? Does every hardcore role model, every guy who stands up and says "If somebody fucks wit-chu, bus' a cap in'em!" go soft when there's money to be made!?

    Say it ain't so Fiddy! :sad5:
    Last edited by Roidie McDouchebag; 1/02/2006 8:54am, .

    #2
    His videogame sucked ass, by the way.

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      #3
      50-cent - spends a bajillion dollars to have a game produced that rewrites his life story, making himself the head of the nigger mafia or something like that.

      Furries - spend a bajillion dollars to rewrite their life stories and create elaborate fursuits, making themselves animals with insatiable sexual appetites.

      There seems to be a connection.

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        #4
        he was never as gangsta as 50 shekel

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          #5
          His videogame sucked ass, by the way.
          You like anime porn...remind me why anyone should value any opinion you have?

          As far as 50 Cent being compared to Furries...I know places where them's fightin' words, as in 50 Cent fans who would hit you for saying that. I can't say the same is true for Furries. Hence I feel your point is lacking in validity and the connection, if any, is tenuous.

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            #6
            When I'm G'd up from the feet up, I'M more gangsta than 50 Shekel.

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              #7
              Originally posted by I Choke You
              You like anime porn...remind me why anyone should value any opinion you have?
              Denying that 50 Cent's videogame sucked will have the same effects as dividing by zero, which is immediate destruction of Earth. And I have Shougouki on my side.

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                #8
                I know places where them's fightin' words, as in 50 Cent fans who would hit you for saying that.
                What are 50 Cent fans like? When threatened, will they actually attack, or do they just talk about how they'll bust a 9 in your ass or about how they'll leave you in a ditch (bonus points when they're half your size!)?

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                  #9
                  Some real gangstas! It's all about the Hamiltons baby!

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

                  Denying that 50 Cent's videogame sucked will have the same effects as dividing by zero, which is immediate destruction of Earth. And I have Shougouki on my side.
                  I haven't played it yet, but it looked similar to San Andreas, which would make it pretty fucking sweet. Besides that though, your post was almost clever until you added the anigayness. And besides THAT I don't know what the fuck Shougouki means anyway and I'm proud of that ignorance.

                  What are 50 Cent fans like? When threatened, will they actually attack, or do they just talk about how they'll bust a 9 in your ass or about how they'll leave you in a ditch (bonus points when they're half your size!)?
                  Well, it seems they mostly just talk, but there was one ex-coke-head roid-rager that I met who I just didn't really feel like testing. It wasn't so much the strength factor as the nutbar factor, I'm not willing to kill somebody for not liking the same rap as me...I wasn't so sure about that guy.

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                    #10
                    How about the fact he was never a gansta.....Biggest wannabe 2pac (next to DMX) ,Eminem's cock sucking fake thug.....plus all his songs are crappy.....except for that one uh uh"hate if or love it ";

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Wataru Akiyama
                      Denying that 50 Cent's videogame sucked will have the same effects as dividing by zero, which is immediate destruction of Earth. And I have Shougouki on my side.
                      Dividing by zero is a harmless exploration that many young boys and a lot of young girls do regularly. I used to divide by zero quite a lot, until I discovered deeper, more fulfilling mathematical impossibilities.

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                        #12
                        indeterminate forms are hawt

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
                          Dividing by zero is a harmless exploration that many young boys and a lot of young girls do regularly. I used to divide by zero quite a lot, until I discovered deeper, more fulfilling mathematical impossibilities.
                          you are doing it wrong

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Wataru Akiyama
                              you are doing it wrong
                              Don't tell me I'm doing it wrong, at least I don't masturbate to quadratic equations.

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