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    Trapped in the mountains sans food/water: who do you eat?

    It's all about survival.
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    A white republican
    11.22%
    11
    A white democrat
    6.12%
    6
    A black republican
    10.20%
    10
    A black conspiracy theory buff
    8.16%
    8
    A hispanic soccer mom
    13.27%
    13
    An illegal immigrant
    6.12%
    6
    A Samoan weight lifter
    14.29%
    14
    A redneck
    8.16%
    8
    A gay man
    8.16%
    8
    A baptist
    14.29%
    14

    #2
    And you can eat multiple people.

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      #3
      A samoan weightlifter. More filling.

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        #4
        The black republican should be put out of his misery.

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          #5
          A baptist. Clean living.
          That civilisation may not sink,
          Its great battle lost,
          Quiet the dog, tether the pony
          To a distant post;
          Our master Caesar is in the tent
          Where the maps are spread,
          His eyes fixed upon nothing,
          A hand under his head.


          - W.B. Yeats

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            #6
            The baptist, everyone else could serve a purpose if this was a long term survival issue. Plus, the elimination of the baptist would go a long way to ending everyone's misery.
            "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
            -My three year old trash talking to me

            "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
            -The Honky Tonk Man

            "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
            -My Father to me one day

            "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
            -Don Gwinn

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              #7
              What, no beaver ??

              Fucking americans.

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                #8
                I've always wanted to eat a hispanic soccer mom.....



                ....What?......
                :google:

                Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.

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                  #9
                  White Republican
                  Black Republican
                  White Democrat
                  Gay
                  Black Conspiricy Theorist
                  Illegal Immigrant
                  Hispanic Soccer Mom

                  In a pure survival situation, I think they would be the easiest to dehumanize and turn people against respectively.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Darkpaladin
                    I've always wanted to eat a hispanic soccer mom.....



                    ....What?......

                    Oh yes, they are very tasty.

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                      #11
                      Lucy Liu. With no dressing.

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                        #12
                        It's a trick question. The Black Republican is a mythical creature. Everyone knows that any dark-complected Republican isn't truly Black.

                        I think you'd have to start with whoever is the slowest and work your way up.
                        People of integrity expect to be believed. When they're not, they let time prove them right.

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                          #13
                          Perhaps the gay baptist redneck republican conspiracy buff?
                          People of integrity expect to be believed. When they're not, they let time prove them right.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Leodom
                            I think you'd have to start with whoever is the slowest and work your way up.

                            Would that be the Redneck, the gay, or the Somoan?
                            "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
                            -My three year old trash talking to me

                            "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
                            -The Honky Tonk Man

                            "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
                            -My Father to me one day

                            "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
                            -Don Gwinn

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Peter H.
                              Would that be the Redneck, the gay, or the Somoan?
                              Good luck taking down the Samoan weightlifter. You'd have to cut his throat in his sleep.
                              Originally posted by Canuckyokushin
                              I would so do Buttsecks.

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