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    No Oyama, but close enough !

    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...289632-ap.html

    #2
    There's a wing chun joke in here somewhere...
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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      #3
      And the man meditated on what had transpired...the way the deer fought...

      He then had a dream, and the spirit of the deer came to him and gave him the secret to it's martial style...

      The man became the first grandmaster of five point white deer fu. He made millions at his mcdojo through belt tests and merchandising, and lived happilly ever after
      :google:

      Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Darkpaladin
        And the man meditated on what had transpired...the way the deer fought...

        He then had a dream, and the spirit of the deer came to him and gave him the secret to it's martial style...

        The man became the first grandmaster of five point white deer fu. He made millions at his mcdojo through belt tests and merchandising, and lived happilly ever after

        You jest, but this is the stuff that legends are built on.

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          #5
          Thirty years from now the story will grow that he fought 5 bulls with nothing but his barehands ,almost surrounded by flowing lava, and the only way out was to through the five bulls.
          [img=http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2364/8026700123940loij9.th.jpg]

          "God damn America" --Muammar al-Gaddafi

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            #6
            Whatever happened to just closing the door and pretending it isn't there?
            "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
            -My three year old trash talking to me

            "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
            -The Honky Tonk Man

            "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
            -My Father to me one day

            "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
            -Don Gwinn

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              #7
              Now that is a man's man.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Peter H.
                Whatever happened to just closing the door and pretending it isn't there?

                That's insulting, if that is a vain attempt to make a Capt.Kirk reference, I will ahve you know that, James T Kirk would have Double axe handed and judo chopped that deer into prime rib !

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                  #9
                  I also think the story is BS. It's in Arkansas. Everyone know trailer windows aren't big enough to have a deer jump through, let alone having multiple rooms.

                  And was there a refree there? How did a guy in a life and death struggle get to call a time out to tell his wife to call the cops then jump back into hand to hand combat.

                  And did he have a permit? If not, is this poaching?
                  "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
                  -My three year old trash talking to me

                  "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
                  -The Honky Tonk Man

                  "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
                  -My Father to me one day

                  "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
                  -Don Gwinn

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Peter H.
                    I also think the story is BS. It's in Arkansas. Everyone know trailer windows aren't big enough to have a deer jump through, let alone having multiple rooms.

                    And was there a refree there? How did a guy in a life and death struggle get to call a time out to tell his wife to call the cops then jump back into hand to hand combat.

                    And did he have a permit? If not, is this poaching?

                    Hmm, all valid points....

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                      #11
                      Man, if I had a dollar for everytime I broke a window or mirror thinking I was charging at a rival...

                      PL

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                        #12
                        http://wcco.com/pets/local_story_307112245.html

                        Fucking deer are on a terror.
                        "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
                        -My three year old trash talking to me

                        "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
                        -The Honky Tonk Man

                        "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
                        -My Father to me one day

                        "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
                        -Don Gwinn

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by DerAuslander108
                          Now that is a man's man.
                          Agreed.

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                            #14
                            Another proof _ing _ung doesn't even work in "t3h b3dr00m"

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                              #15
                              Are you at risk for deer attacks? This article from CNN has the answer for you: http://money.cnn.com/2005/11/04/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes
                              "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
                              -My three year old trash talking to me

                              "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
                              -The Honky Tonk Man

                              "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
                              -My Father to me one day

                              "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
                              -Don Gwinn

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