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My top 3 reasons for hating BJJ training

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    My top 3 reasons for hating BJJ training

    1.- LOUD hip-hop music while training.

    2.- Said LOUD hip-hop music is "Brazillian Hip-Hop"

    3.- The instructor seems to have only one CD.

    #2
    Is this that BJJ training that looks like dancing and you put your hands down on the grand and feet in the air?

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      #3
      1- Ringworm
      2- Posers who show up wearing MMA fight gear and quit two weeks later
      3- Ringworm

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        #4
        1. Tapping to position/exhaustion

        2. Smelly rolling partners

        3. Assholes who come in to rough people up
        "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

        El Guapo says dance!

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          #5
          1. Ringworm

          2. Injuries

          3. Tapping early and often the approximately first three months

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            #6
            wimps .The real fear should be undercover gay training partners.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DCS
              1.- LOUD hip-hop music while training.

              2.- Said LOUD hip-hop music is "Brazillian Hip-Hop"

              3.- The instructor seems to have only one CD.
              What a fucking whiner ... if you are focused you shouldn't even be aware of the music. Try paying attention instead of bobbing your head like a damned yard bird.

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                #8
                Burn a couple of your own discs and drop them by the stereo. Write BJJ music on them, and he might just pop them in.

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                  #9
                  1) The injuries

                  2) Having to constantly be on guard and wary when training with some people so some guy doesn't think "I tapped a black belt!"

                  3) The injuries

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DCS
                    1.- LOUD hip-hop music while training.

                    2.- Said LOUD hip-hop music is "Brazillian Hip-Hop"

                    3.- The instructor seems to have only one CD.

                    I have a couple of Brazilian Hip Hop CDs. Maybe I can lend him some. Brazilian Hip Hop made me fall in love with POPOZUDA.
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                      #11
                      Speaking of ringworm. What's the best way to prevent that whole ringworm problem?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by TehDeadlyDimMak
                        Speaking of ringworm. What's the best way to prevent that whole ringworm problem?
                        Dont wait to bathe, and make sure they clean their mats
                        "a martial art that has no rules is nothing but violence" - Kenji Tomiki

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by FictionPimp
                          Dont wait to bathe, and make sure they clean their mats
                          More than once a year :fart:
                          More human than human is our motto.

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                            #14
                            holy shitty timing Batman!

                            I just found out that I have the dreaded worm 2 weeks ago!

                            I've been slobbering on the lamisil and it's not working!!!

                            How the hell do I get rid of this?!?!

                            back to topic.
                            1. Injuries.
                            2. Friends think I'm queer.
                            3. it made me quit drinking and smoking.
                            4. mat burn.
                            5. smelly fucks who dont wash their Gi's.
                            6. Getting ringworm because I wait till I get home to shower

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by JohnnyS
                              2) Having to constantly be on guard and wary when training with some people so some guy doesn't think "I tapped a black belt!"
                              I always wondered about that. Do you feel like you're less able to experiment because of this issue?

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