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    Words of wisdom.

    Enjoy these brain farts.

    On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

    Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

    --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    --Mariah Carey


    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
    important part of your life,"
    --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
    Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.


    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
    of my body,"
    --Winston Bennett,
    University of Kentucky basketball forward.


    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
    lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


    "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
    our papers. We are the president."
    --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
    subpoenaed documents.

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    "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
    --A congressional candidate in Texas.


    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
    the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
    --Al Gore, Vice President


    "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

    --Dan Quayle


    "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
    clean air do we need?"
    --Lee Iacocca


    "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
    genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
    --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.


    "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
    --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.


    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

    --Bill Clinton, President

    "We are ready for an unforeseen event that
    may or may not occur."
    --Al Gore, VP


    "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
    from overseas."
    --Keppel Enderbery


    "Your food stamps will be stopped effective
    March 1992 because we received notice that
    you passed away. May God bless you. You may
    reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
    --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina


    "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
    in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
    heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
    --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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    I like the first one.

    would not b/c should not; supposed to then would; but cannot so would not.

    Back to the beginning.

    It is a circle.



    Back to the Q;

    If could; would you and why?

    1. Yes. b/c

    2. No. b/c

    3. Hey. b/c we could not and so we would not.

    If there is a link to the pic of the beauty? if could I would like to see it. why? b/c of the above.

    Back to the beginning of the post.
    Last edited by SPJ; 9/30/2005 8:45am, .


      Since the assumption is that if could live forever,

      so the answer would be based on that we could live forever.

      if this help?


        I thought the "90% of this game is half mental" was a Yogi Berra line.

        Still... good stuff. Especially the first one about living forever. It's zen in a very dumb way.


          Rodney Dangerfield once said, if you wanna look thin, hang out with fat people.

          Too bad that doesn't work for these "pillars of intellect".


            "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
            important part of your life,"
            --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
            Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
            "Staying alive is important you know!"

            Rep to the person who can name the source.


              I'm gonna say Jessica Simpson.

              "God damn America" --Muammar al-Gaddafi


                Try again without fucking up.


                  "Tribal sovereignty means that. It's sovereign. You're a ... you're a ... you've been given sovereignty and you're viewed as a sovereign entity."
                  -GW Bush
                  "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire.


                    In the interests of accuracy...

                    The Mariah Carey "quote" is bogus:

                    Snopes ftw!



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