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    Texas surgeons are the best in the world! (proof inside)

    Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
    >surgeries they had performed.
    >
    >One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert
    >pianist
    >lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
    >performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
    >
    >One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
    >legs
    >in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal
    >in
    >5 field events in the Olympics."
    >
    >The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy
    >who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
    >traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's
    >ass and a
    >cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States!"

    #2
    These should be consolidated into one joke thread.

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      #3
      Laff.

      PL

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        #4
        I guess that's why everything is bigger in Texas.

        THOSE PUSSIES BUY THEMSELVES MONSTER COCKS, THAT IS

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