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    Mike Tyson to fight in K-1?

    nope... he has decided to start an "acting" career instead. in his up cumming (i am so witty!) movie he will be staring with jenna jameson.

    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/53782004.htm

    apparently, iron mike doesn't have the stomach for fighting, so this is the obvious choice.

    #2
    He's a lover, not a fighter.

    PL

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      #3
      He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14in long

      WTF.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Poop-Loops
        He's a lover, not a fighter.

        PL
        And nothing says "I love you" more than forced penetration and battery!
        Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.

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          #5
          Guys. He is famous. He has a 14 inch dong. You do the math.
          "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

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            #6
            Originally posted by garbanzobean
            Guys. He is famous. He has a 14 inch dong. You do the math.
            x = 213?
            Originally posted by Osiris
            Imagine if track was run like the martial arts community. While the winning teams would just sprint down the field, smoking the competition, you'd have a bunch of losers running around explaining how they can skip down the track just as fast. Never mind that it doesn't fucking work. Oh no, they're too fast for track. They run on the STREET.

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              #7
              Originally posted by garbanzobean
              Guys. He is famous. He has a 14 inch dong. You do the math.
              You forgot that he has nothing else to do.

              PL

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                #8
                he was in a movie a while back, had a great seen with Robert Downey Jr. where Robert is a fag hitting on him(mike plays himself) and he freaks out on him. Great scene great movie "black and white"
                http://www.mooviees.com/2608-black-and-white/movie
                i actually kinda liked mike a little more after this movie.
                Eduardo "Why'd you stop."

                Me "I was kicked in the head by the guys sparring next to me."

                Eduardo "Ino what happened but i didnt say you could stop."

                Me "Um.. I guess I keep going."

                Eduardo "You dont stop until i say stop, you dont get tired until i say your tired, keep going."


                Originally posted by Ralek
                My cousin gave me some tapes of him doing tkd. I learned from those tapes. When I beat up an Akido instructor, and made him take rest breaks, I used TKD. I learned Bjj from watching ufc and pride and then I copied them and wrestled my cousin for practice. I choked him out and he tapped.

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                  #9
                  Mike doesn't need to do porn for desperate cash, he could just start his own line of alcholic beverages called Mikes Hard...... yeah.
                  Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.

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