Stories ya managed to write down.

[Stick]

[Olorin]

[JohnnyCache]

I wrote this. This is a thing I wrote.

[Lampa]

Remember when the WC guy posted his sparring videos with the kid who was being hit with his pants down? Remember how no one really wanted to laugh at the lack of skill because at least they were trying harder than most people of their situation?

This is the fiction equivilant of that.

[Knightmare]

Hey Loxocemidae, tell us about your homo erotic nightmare you had the other night that featured Radny Couture.

[Stick]

Remember when the WC guy posted his sparring videos with the kid who was being hit with his pants down? Remember how no one really wanted to laugh at the lack of skill because at least they were trying harder than most people of their situation?

This is the fiction equivilant of that.

That the best you got?

[JohnnyCache]

Remember when the WC guy posted his sparring videos with the kid who was being hit with his pants down? Remember how no one really wanted to laugh at the lack of skill because at least they were trying harder than most people of their situation?

This is the fiction equivilant of that.

Post your shit then, Captain Big Nuts. I'll happily polish your pulitzer if you produce one.

[Animosimony]

[Stick]

Thos who post something recieve t3h plus rep!

Sorry Johny, seems I have to spread some around before I give to you again.

So more people should post their work.

[daGorilla]

Nightmares, eh? My Nightmare.....

I rarely have nightmares myself, though I've had one or two that in the last couple years, probably fueled by some parental anxiety. Here's one that still haunts me:

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It's dark; cold enough to see your breath. There's a big, dark, looming building, about three stories -- mostly a silhouette shrouded in a cold, thin fog. There's a hot tub and swimming pool behind this building. My wife and I are apparently returning from something, and we come around the back of this building to pick up my 18 month-old son.

My son is standing, submerged in the hot tub, the light from the hot tub illuminates his face. His eyes are open. He is bobbing in the water slightly, arms out, standing and floating at the same time.

I dive in, terrified he has drowned. I grab him and pull him out of the water and hold him close to me to keep him warm. I am crying and shouting at him to breathe, please dear god breathe over and over....
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That's all I remember, but it was vivid and emotional enough to stay with me. Thankfully, I haven't had that same dream again. I had one other that evoked similar emotion, but that one I can no longer recall.

So there ya go.


-daGorilla

[Lampa]

Post your shit then, Captain Big Nuts. I'll happily polish your pulitzer if you produce one.

http://s57.yousendit.com/d.php?id=RG...8K80PYW5WI5P0C

This is the only one I could find on hand. It's pretty far from my favorite as it was just a shot-in-the-dark contest entry.

I'll see if I can't find something better that isn't too long saved on my U-drive.

[Mr. Mantis]

The nightmare

So there I was (about 10 or 11years old) living in Africa, somewhere in a jungle, working as a caregiver kind of guy with one lovely tall blonde assistant. I was taking care of orphans. This orphanage had two stories, and most of the time was spent in the upstairs. For some odd reason, the children ate, one by one out on the floor of the 2nd floor balcony.

One day as I was doing my rounds (protecting the children) I spotted a tiger down below the balcony. We made eye contact and then he disappeared. So the next child was out on the balcony eating, and I saw this paw come out from under the door near the child.

I thought, Oh Shit! And I grabbe dthe child, and my lovely assistant and hurled them into the house. Just as I did that, the tiger burst through the door and I jumped over the balcony. The tiger was in the house, and I ran around to the front of the house and went in.

When I entered, there was the tiger. The tiger jumped on me, and was maulilng the shit out of me when my lovely assistant knifed the thing in the back, killing it. Unfortunately, I was also killed by the beast. My funeral was modest.

At least I saved the children.

[daGorilla]

So there I was (about 10 or 11years old) living in Africa, somewhere in a jungle, working as a caregiver kind of guy with one lovely tall blonde assistant. I was taking care of orphans. This orphanage had two stories, and most of the time was spent in the upstairs. For some odd reason, the children ate, one by one out on the floor of the 2nd floor balcony.

One day as I was doing my rounds (protecting the children) I spotted a tiger down below the balcony. We made eye contact and then he disappeared. So the next child was out on the balcony eating, and I saw this paw come out from under the door near the child.

I thought, Oh Shit! And I grabbe dthe child, and my lovely assistant and hurled them into the house. Just as I did that, the tiger burst through the door and I jumped over the balcony. The tiger was in the house, and I ran around to the front of the house and went in.

When I entered, there was the tiger. The tiger jumped on me, and was maulilng the shit out of me when my lovely assistant knifed the thing in the back, killing it. Unfortunately, I was also killed by the beast. My funeral was modest.

At least I saved the children.

Mantis, Good Gorilla. Mantis, Good Gorilla.

-daGorilla. :)

[Slydermv]

Speaking off all these dreams, I used to have these knighmare when I would wake up where I went to sleep, only I couldn't move and I couldn't scream for help. They were suprisingly real and I usually questioned whether I was asleep or not.

Anyway... after talking with a buddy one day, he told me a story of where he took control of his dream... he just realized he was sleeping. I did the same, and managed to conjure up some pretty cool shit... and I haven't really had a niughtmare since. When I do have wierd dreams now... I just take control... turn my arm into a cannon or something and am much better... Try it... it's sweet.... you just have to realize you're dreaming...

[Samfoo]

I had a nightmare about a crazy bitch ex sleeping with one of my best friends. I double legged the fucker, mounted, and was GnP'ing his face, except that he didn't have any head (ala when the dude get's GnP'd in `Kung Fu Hustle'). This was very disturbing to me.