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    Worst TV Shows

    This might be fun. Some light stuff for the Off-Topic section:

    Question: What are some of the worst TV shows ever? Lots of TV is bad but I'm talking about the stuff that really just sucks.

    My choice- f*%king "Love Boat".

    pst

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    All crime fetish television. It feeds us the daily fantasy that the police are eccentric geniuses, that our property is safe, that the bad guys will be caught, and reinforces the petty bourgeois values that consume our lives. The victims are almost invariably absolute innocents, or they are people who somehow "deserved it" and so we are to take away the moral lesson, for example, that women who pick up men in bars will end up dead in a gutter. It's pornography. Utter pornography.

    **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the fuck I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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      #3
      Larry King live

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        #4
        I think all of it is craps! I don't watch television at all and I noticed that I have lose interest in watching movie lately. I perfect to sit by and looking at fish tank all day instead of watching television. Only things on television I like to see is when some idiot got hit in gorin, sodomized by bull horn, people doing something extremely stupid and get themself injured or killed (www.darwinawards.com), and similar things. However that haven't been on television for very long time, so I lose interest in television.

        Just throw rock at it and it will go away.

        "I would rather admit I am a lousy student than say I am the best, because once you think you are the best, there is no reason to continue learning."
        I would pick bag work over masturbating, fighting over sex, and KOing someone over having a orgasm!

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          #5
          Television is dead. All time I used to spend in front of my TV is now spent in front of my SVGA monitor. If that isn't progress, I don't know what is :)

          Seriously, I entertain myself a lot more with books, computers or listening to the radio than I ever do with a TV. My DirectTV dish is great for getting movies and Pride/UFC/Boxing when it's on. That's about it. I can't even watch the news channels any more, they're excrutiating to watch.

          "Go cry about it Vargas. Aren't you late for your shift at McDonald's?"
          "I had once talked to Billy Conn, the boxer, about professionals versus amateurs - specifically street fighters. One had always heard rumors of champions being taken out by back-alley fighters. Conn was scornful. "Aw, it's like hitting a girl," he said. "They're nothing."


          - George Plimpton
          "Shadow Box"

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            #6
            Day time "talk" shows.
            All reality programs. ALL OF THEM.

            (board breaks with a kick)
            "Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
            -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"
            Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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              #7
              Mamas Family
              Gimme a Break
              The Waltons
              Perfect Strangers
              227
              Small Wonder

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                #8
                All Daytime T.V.
                Reality Shows ALL (tm. by JKDChick)
                She Spies
                So many more...

                I watch more of the Discovery and History Channel.
                Am I getting old?


                "I do not agree with what you have to say but, I will defend to the death your right to say it."
                -Voltaire

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                  #9
                  Poet, if you are truly getting old, you will be thrilled whenever you hear the sound of Garrison Kiellor's voice on NPR.

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                    #10
                    friends, that show is so fukking stupid.

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                      #11
                      "Poet, if you are truly getting old, you will be thrilled whenever you hear the sound of Garrison Kiellor's voice on NPR."

                      lol - NPR I am old not dead.

                      "I do not agree with what you have to say but, I will defend to the death your right to say it."
                      -Voltaire

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                        #12
                        best show ever is Queer as Folk

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                          #13
                          Well for your sick little mind yes it fits you well.

                          She spies writers should be shot.
                          Fear factor
                          Road Rules
                          AbFab
                          Anna nicole smith show
                          all should have their creators killed.


                          "A California man has been taken to court for stalking Anna Nicole Smith. The man has been charged with invasion of privacy, illegal trespassing, and having really bad taste."-Conan

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                            #14
                            Television is dead; God, however, is "just napping".

                            Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

                            1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

                            2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

                            3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

                            REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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                              #15
                              All crime fetish television. It feeds us the daily fantasy that the police are eccentric geniuses, that our property is safe, that the bad guys will be caught, and reinforces the petty bourgeois values that consume our lives. The victims are almost invariably absolute innocents, or they are people who somehow "deserved it" and so we are to take away the moral lesson, for example, that women who pick up men in bars will end up dead in a gutter. It's pornography. Utter pornography.

                              **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people,


                              depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to

                              There are some good points in that post. There is a pornographic element to all TV it seems. In regards to this and JKDC's comment on "reality" shows, there is the feeding of a hugely voyueristic culture.

                              defend at any given moment.**
                              pst

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