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    I just creamed a jogger.

    I left Northwestern U's library (work-related project) at about 9:30PM. Although Evanston, IL is a relatively safe suburb, there have been reports of robberies and assaults in recent months, and some residents of the less-nice parts like to visit.

    I walked by a bush between streetlights, so it wasn't very bright. About 3 seconds later, I hear a rustling from the bushes and rapid steps towards me. I swung reflexively with a spinning backfist.

    *THUD*

    I cracked the jogger right in the face and sent him sprawling onto somebody's front lawn, writhing on the grass as they clutch their cheek, moaning/screaming in surprised pain.

    I got the hell out of there before he could recover and ducked into a cafe for about 15 minutes about 2 blocks away.

    I don't know what kind of idiot blatantly runs into bushes, then right at somebody on a wide-open sidewalk when it's dark outside, as if to say "Hey, I'm acting just like a mugger, leaping from the bushes at an unsuspecting victim!" I'm just glad he (apparently) suffered nothing worse than a bruised cheek. Whenever I run in the city, I always carry keys as a noisemaker so people can hear me coming on a trail.

    #2
    You loose 200 ROE.
    Lone Wolf McQuade Final Fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmrDe_mYUXg

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      #3
      Haha, good work. So of all things, why did you use the spinning back fist?

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        #4
        Because he was turning around, so he put his angular momentum to good use.

        Good job, I guess. You would have been pwned if that was a sprinter, though. =P

        PL

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          #5
          I had my back to them when they came up behind me, so as I spun around, I extended my fist. The houses/lawns were on the left, and I had my left foot forward when they approached, so I turned to my right and hit with the right hand and backhanded them onto the lawn.

          I'm glad that's how it went down. G-d forbid I elbowed them or tackle them onto lava and broken glass and cause serious injury.

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            #6
            Please tell me you took his shoes?

            PL

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              #7
              Dude, imagine the story he's telling his friends right now....
              "Emevas,
              You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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                #8
                What friends? He's a JOGGER.

                PL

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Emevas
                  Dude, imagine the story he's telling his friends right now....
                  "Dude, some emofag in a black turtleneck just punched me in the face for no reason, so I beat the shit out of him and broke his glasses. Probably had his gf cheat on him or something"

                  Probably something like that.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Wounded Ronin
                    You loose 200 ROE.
                    I rolled a twelve on my twenty-sided die, so I'd like to leech 40% of the lost ROE, for 80 gained ROE. Oh, and don't forget to move my guy forward.

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                      #11
                      well its good to know your reflexes are up to par :D

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                        #12
                        Why didn't you use BJJ?



                        "There is no such thing as a bisexual man. If you like dick, you're gay."

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                          #13
                          Now, if anyone around here had the brains, tomorrow they'd start a thread saying something like: "God, I was minding my own business, jogging, and some TMA lunatic jumped out of the bushes at me, screamed "BANZAI!" and attacked me. Luckily, I intinctively threw myself into a backwards roll onto some grass and the edge of his hakama passed right over my head ..."
                          Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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                            #14
                            I was contemplating doing that, but my profile says I'm in Portland =P
                            "Emevas,
                            You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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                              #15
                              God, I was minding my own business, jogging, and some TMA lunatic jumped out of the bushes at me, screamed "BANZAI!" and attacked me. Luckily, I intinctively threw myself into a backwards roll onto some grass and the edge of his hakama passed right over my head ...
                              The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
                              - Pizdoff

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