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    Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

    COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.



    They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

    The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

    The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

    The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

    The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

    School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.
    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._st/teen_prank

    Yeah...thats fucked up.
    Last edited by Reikon; 3/10/2005 1:56am, . Reason: forgot link to original article

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      #3
      I don't quite know what to say...
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        #4
        Ahahaha!
        It's one thing to see it in a movie, it's quite another to hear about someone actually doing it.

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          #5
          And yet another to realize you will never look at cream frosting the same way.

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            #6
            Add protein to your dessert.

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              #7
              and how did they find this out? i mean do they test EVERYTHING on semen?

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                #8
                That's damn funny, clever and twisted. They shouldn't arrest that kid, they should give him a reward for not resorting to violence. Besides the people that ate those brownies are going to kick his ass anyways.
                Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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                  #9
                  Lmfao,

                  Does this look like spit to you? .. better yet can you say Semen......

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Osiris

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                      #11
                      Mmm, as long as no pathogens were on the brownies in excess of what would normally there, I don't see the problem.
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                        #12
                        I bet they didn't even thank him for the non-jizzsm'd brownies.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by TylerDurden
                          That's damn funny, clever and twisted. They shouldn't arrest that kid, they should give him a reward for not resorting to violence. Besides the people that ate those brownies are going to kick his ass anyways.
                          come on they put PEANUT BUTTER in his sandwich. He put SEMEN!!! can you say overreacting?


                          if somebody put semen on my brownies, i'd fuck him up so bad he'd wish he wasn't living.
                          Last edited by qwerty123; 3/10/2005 1:17pm, .

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                            #14
                            That isn't fudge in those brownies...

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by qwerty123
                              come on they put PEANUT BUTTER in his sandwich. He put SEMEN!!! can you say overreacting?


                              if somebody put semen on my brownies, i'd fuck him up so bad he'd wish he wasn't living.
                              I don't think it's so much the fact that they put peanut butter in his sandwich, so much as the fact that they knew what sort of things REALLY pissed him off, and hit him with it. It's all about getting under the other persons skin.

                              If someone put semen in your brownies, and you ate them, you may fuck them up, possibly, but they would heal, and it would take a lonnng time for you to live down the name 'seminator' or some such comical nickname that you would be branded with.

                              I still can't believe how hilarious this article is.

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