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    The first monthly Bullshido cookoff

    The First Monthly Bullshido cookoff is the inspiration from threads showing off cooking prowess and gastronomic delight by a number of posters here. Now it's time to see who can handle the heat and who has to get out of the kitchen.

    RULES:

    1. Every month, I will choose a theme/challenge for all interested parties to compete under. The prepared dishes must conform with every condition. This may be anything, such as "Make a dish for Trinity the ultra-feminist - must have lots of nuts to bite down on" or "No Booze, You Lose - Must use at least 3 drinks worth of alcoholic beverages in preparation"

    2. Participants may not be judges for that month, but may judge others if they don't compete.

    3. Pictures must be taken of the finished product, and posted for judging. www.tinypic.com will help those who do not have BBC access or their own means of hosting.

    4. While odd and unusual ingredients may be featured or necessary for the recipes, frugality will be emphasized, as martial artists are spending their money on gear and instruction, and have little left over!

    JUDGING:

    1. An odd number of judges, minimum of three, will judge each month. Judges may not participate in this fashion for two consecutive months.

    2. In the interests of multiculturalism, priority will be given to including at least one non-American judge for each judging period. In the event none volunteer to judge, an All-American judging panel will be established.

    3. Judging shall be completed on a 5 point scale on several measures. A score of 1 is the lowest score possible, a score of 5 is the highest score. The areas of measure are the following:

    APPEARANCE: How organized/visually appealing is the dish? Is this one that if you saw a waiter carrying it for another table, you'd ask them what it was? Is it artistically presented?

    DELICIOUSNESS: How damned tasty does the dish look? Do you just want to reach through the monitor and grab a bite, or do you want to shove it away with a piercing howl of disgust?

    DESIRABILITY: Is this dish the one out of all the others that you'd start shopping for tomorrow to make yourself? Does the name sound exotic? Do the ingredients alone pique your interest before they say how its even made?

    The highest possible score is 15, the lowest is 3.

    4. In the event of a tie, the judges will re-evaluate the two dishes in question and administer a tie-breaking vote. One dish must receive the highest score at this point. Ties are not allowed.

    CONTESTANT REQUIREMENTS:

    1. Contestants must be able to take pictures of their dishes and post them on the forum.

    2. Contestants must publish the name of the recipe, an ingredients list with proportions and names of the ingredients, and a step-by-step list of instructions. Cooking terminology may be employed (braised, julienned, etc.)

    3. Contestants must also publish a description of the dish as if it were to be put on a restaurant menu. What type of restaurant and what type of menu is at the discretion of the contestant.


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    I'm open to hearing some possible improvements for the rules and requirements of this contest before we actually try to kick it off, so have at it.

    #2
    Actually, this is kind of cool.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Phrost
      Actually, this is kind of cool.
      No, this is VERY cool.
      My mom doesn't let me use too much booze though cause its expensive though :( (she gets imported expensive stuff)

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        #4
        Well, barring any radical changes to rules, here is the first competition/dish:

        MAKE SOMETHING SWEET WITH YOUR HONEY

        With Valentine's Day coming up on the 14th a week from Monday, romantics should come up with a sweet, delightful treat.

        Make and display a dessert involving honey as one of the primary ingredients. An automatic three points will be given to competitors who have the dessert pictures also featuring their partners/significant others/spouses/flavors of the month. Hell, just pull some random guy/girl off the street if you have to.

        YOUR MOM DOES NOT COUNT. THAT IS FUCKING SICK.

        Registration is open for at least three judges and all competitors.


        I'm in for competing.

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          #5
          I don't have a camera, but since I love cooking I'd appreciate it if I could judge.
          Lone Wolf McQuade Final Fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmrDe_mYUXg

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            #6
            Uhm, lets ammend it to say only if the person is cute.
            And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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              #7
              (this post will be edited as contestants enter)

              Judges:

              Wounded Ronin
              greese1
              Xango

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              Competitors:

              samurai_steve
              Asia
              Dio
              Last edited by Judah Maccabee; 2/07/2005 10:36am, .

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                #8
                Originally posted by greese1
                Uhm, lets ammend it to say only if the person is cute.
                The samurai_steve "voices_in_the_head committee" ruled that "Ugly chicks need loving too", and therefore, points can't be awarded on the basis of attractiveness.

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                  #9
                  Can we have ourselves in the picture if we can make ourselves look convincingly female?

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                    #10
                    I'd deduct three points from you for even thinking that alone.







                    Yes, I'm kidding, but no. You need your Valentine to be with the dessert.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by MEGA JESUS-SAN
                      Can we have ourselves in the picture if we can make ourselves look convincingly female?
                      If you didn't tell him, he'd never know..

                      BTW, great idea Samurai Steve! Nice to see Bullshidoka putting their money where their mouth is and their food where... uh nevermind.
                      Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all shit like that! -theoutsider

                      Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

                      The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

                      dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

                      Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
                      I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
                      what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by samurai_steve
                        YOUR MOM DOES NOT COUNT. THAT IS FUCKING SICK.
                        Don't you love your mother Steve? After all she did for you, this is the thanks she gets?!
                        :icon_shak
                        One Somali Pirate.

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                          #13
                          Thanks, guys.

                          Either of you want to be judges? I'm hoping to get the minimum three judges by tomorrow.

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                            #14
                            I will judge. But you only get 3 points in my book if the girl is cute...sorry.
                            And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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                              #15
                              I am not saying we need a 10 or anything...I am just saying that we that if you send out a 5 I will assume it is you in drag.
                              And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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