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    BJJ Movie !!

    Ok, so we have had movesi about Shorinji kempo ( Killing Machine with Sonny Chiba), about Mas Oyama ( a few so...), about Mifune and about judo.

    Now its time for one about BJJ !!

    Who should play Helio ?
    Rickson ?
    Royce ?
    Sakuraba ?
    Maeda ?

    What should the title be ?

    Obviously they should all be played by Crispin Glover.
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      Now, now... this could be a mega HIT !!!

      Pat Morita as Maeda ??


        Christopher Walken as Carlos ?
        Antonin Banderas as a young Helio and as Rorion Gracie ?


          I would request that Jackie Chan stayed the hell away from playing Sak.


            Originally posted by Boyd
            Obviously they should all be played by Crispin Glover.
            I was thinking of Cheech Marin for Rorion until I come up with a person who would be even more offensive.
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              They should make a movie called "Choke" starring Rickson Gracie. It could be a documentary about his training before a fight...
              "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire.


                Because it would be cool to see a holllywood version of BJJ. Imagine a flying armbar that starts from across the parking lot. How about a fight scene where the BJJ fighter uses his teeth to secure a gi-choke? (I've actually had this done on me)
                "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire.


                  Well if Hollywood did it, it'd look something like this:

                  Helio Gracie: Marc Anthony
                  Kimura: Jack Nicholson
                  Rickson Gracie: Adam Sandler
                  Zulu: Hulk Hogan
                  Royce Gracie: David Schwimmer
                  Jason DeLucia: James Vanderbeek
                  Rorion Gracie: Danny Trejo
                  Sakuraba: Will Smith

                  Oh yeah, and the part of Maeda would be replaced by Lucy Liu washing up on the beaches of Rio naked and ready to teach Judo to a swarthy Scottish-Brazillian sea captain who then taught it to his sons.


                    The Incredibles.


                      Due to trademark reasons, Rorion Gracie is the only person allowed to be in the movie.


                        Phrost, where's Ben Stiller? You can't have a Hollywood production without Ben Stiller doing some part. :laughing6
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                          Hmm, while Phrost casting has Oscar written all over it...
                          I think it should be directed by Both Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola.

                          It should start out with a montage of gracie victories from the dawn of time, including that rarely talked about match with that sheep in Scotland...

                          Then we start from the beginning, inside a Brasilian rub n tug, where Carlos meets Maeda for the first time, then a montage of Maeda teaching carlos "old school" judo followed by a visit to the local Tranny Brothel ( those kinky japs ! ).



                            Rocky VII: TAPOUT!

                            Sly Stallone becomes a MMA coach training up and rising superstar Rocky Gracie (who will invariably be pronounced Hockey-Gracie, who, because of the Italian Stallion accent, will then be pronounced Hockey Crazy).

                            Rocky Gracie will be the first Canadian member of the Gracie family. Training montage will feature Rocky Gracie (played by Orlando Bloom, to attract the laydees, and also because he's white enough to be Canadian) pulling leg submissions on trees.
                            Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all shit like that! -theoutsider

                            Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

                            The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

                            dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

                            Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
                            I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
                            what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone


                              Originally posted by Osiris
                              I'm thinking it should star the entire Machado family. Maybe a cameo by another famous martial artist. Maybe Insonato or some badass like that.
                              You saw "Bad Boys from Brazil" didn't you?



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