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    KIMBO VERSUS DJIMBE - Who would win?

    Was reading Gannon the Cannon fighting Kimbo. The thought of Kimbo and Djimbe came up.

    Who would win?
    55
    Kimbo by eye breaking K.O.
    47.27%
    26
    Djimbe by Quinna or however it's spelled
    12.73%
    7
    Kimbo is not at Djimbe's Level
    40.00%
    22

    The poll is expired.

    Originally posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
    "Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".

    #2
    You left out the option that Kimbo == Djimbe in some sort of Bruce Wayne/Batman or Clark Kent/Superman type arrangement.

    Perhaps one could work out some proof of this theory, I will start:

    FACT - Kimbo does not go to the ground
    FACT - Djimbe and Kimbo are never seen in the same place

    Anyone else care to continue the correlations?

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      #3
      Djimbe has no beard, Kimbo does..... clever disguise.

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        #4
        FACT- Both have degrees in Quantum Physics.

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          #5
          Kimbo has much better lines, I'm sorry. You can't mask that sort of thing. If Djimbe said something like "Qin na's how a nigga eat," then you might have some sort of comparison to make.

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            #6
            Please note the last option is the comedy option.(Yeah you know who I'm talking to)

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              #7
              Kimbo by KO, cause dat's how a nigga eat!

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                #8
                Djimbe with explosive flatulence.
                "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Thaiboxerken
                  Djimbe with explosive flatulence.
                  How about explosive diarrhea?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Apostol
                    How about explosive diarrhea?
                    Djimbe's diarrhea would bury you.
                    Originally posted by The Wastrel
                    I think the forum's traditionally light-handed approach to moderation has become untenable.

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                      #11
                      Djimbe would consume Kimbo cause that how a Djimbe eat.

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                        #12
                        Kimbo wins fights (as long as there's no mace). It's the way of the world.

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                          #13
                          who would win if the black taoist and asia competed as well?

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                            #14
                            Djimbe by Oma-Splatta

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                              #15
                              They wouldn't fight, they'd combine to form Optimus-Kjimbe.
                              Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.

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